Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles SUCKS Review by WeWatchedaMovie In an Un-edited rant and filthy mouthed video we review just why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes 2014 Michael Bay Reboot SUCKS so badly. Four brothers, trained the in the ancient art of ninjitsu, must stop a mysterious and evil organization of soldiers, known only as the Foot, before they destroy New York City. The only catch, the four bro's are freakin' turtles!! Join us as we explore another reason why Michael Bay should keep his sausage fingers away from childhood memories...sad.