Rise of the Planet of the Apes review by WeWatchedaMovie. Once again Mike does the unthinkable and delves very deep, very far into the darkness of...apes...ewww...sceebies. Join Mike as he tries, alone and afraid, to discover the who, what, when, where, why and how of Rise of the Planet of Apes!! Let's go places!! Yep, I stole that tagline right off Toyota...chaos of the those damn dirty Apes....