The Sultan offers his beautiful daughter as wife to the "Greatest Man in Siam." (A sign reads, "King's Daughter Contest/Also Bowling at 1:10 p.m./Lockheed vs. Kaiser Welders".) A number of contestants vie for her, but the winner is a jazz trumpet player who is "The Hottest Man in Siam."
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Milt Schaffer | Writer | ||
| Ben Hardaway | Writer |