In which John reveals why he thinks Batman kind of sucks, both as a billionaire and as a Superhero. A couple edits: 1. Obviously some crime is caused by horrible sociopathic monsters. 2. Bruce Wayne has done SOME constructive stuff for Gotham. Like he built a mass transit system, although it was of course later destroyed. But also, to be fair, Bruce Wayne did many other things for Gotham in some of the comics series, including funding hospitals and schools and the police department. (NOT IN THE MOVIES, THOUGH.) 3. I did not acknowledge the existence of my massive nose zit in this video. That was a mistake, and I apologize for it.