Ladies and gentlemen, hang your caps and put away your dusters, for 'tis the long-awaited return of Video Game Theatre. On this seminal episode of the show's highly lauded second season, we take a jaunt through the archives as we examine this scene from 1993's most avant-garde Zelda game, Link: The Faces of Evil. Feast your eyes, as prosaic circumstance is swiftly finessed into a nihilistic carnival of temptation, leaving only a tragedy of distress and the inevitability of a new beginning.