2012, the End of Times. The Mayan calendar ends. What comes next? In proper ""Unscrewed"" fashion we ignore more pressing issues, such as the end of 'peak oil', global food shortages, and an aging world population that could stress our social welfare system to its breaking point, in favor of worm holes and impending ice ages. Hell, who wants to study the devastating effects of the end of cheap oil when a worm hole is going to open up and deliver us a half-snake traveler who just happens to be the harbinger of the End Times? In 2012 only one thing is certain: The jig is up. It may not be the Apocalypse, but it's pretty damn close.