In tonight's show we've got hot news stories and an interview with a foreign dignitary. We've got a makeover for Martin. We've got a website for all you plaster-obsessed perverts, and a man who calls himself ""Mr. Elastic."" He'll not only demonstrate the talent that earned him the title, but he'll also give you a serious case of the heebie-jeebies! And of course we'll have our Porn Mom Judy on hand with a tip for making the most of your XXX surfing. Is that service, or what?