The store's burglar alarm keeps going off - every hour, on the hour, in fact. Threatened with arrest for wasting police time, Tripper deactivates the alarm and spends the night on guard in his office. Meanwhile, the one-member union is on strike, and the store welcomes its millionth customer.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brian Cooke | Writer | ||
| John Arthur | Guest Star | ||
| Michael Mills | Director |