In a time lost to ages and ages of non-fantastical human monotony, there once was a HotDogbit by the name of Bunghole Pluggins, who joined a great Hopefully Wizard and a group of hairy dwarves on their quest to defeat an evil Snow Dragon who had taken captive their mountain kingdom of Moobston.
Stone Pumpington is arguably the greatest explorer of all time. And although that argument is easily lost when considering his deep and dank set of 'credentials', one still cannot ignore his greatest achievement: catching the Chocolate Raccoon. That's right, he caught it, and with it he then crafted the world's first raccoon goggles, changing the world of eyewear for no more than a couple of days and a doctor's appointment after.
Hannibal Cobbs and Shane McMeatWrench were the finest Miami cops to ever mistreat a badge. The two spent many a budget upon budget upon budget masterfully creating scene after scene of collateral damage to instigate the capture of some of the city's most notorious criminals. One of their many signature moves, the Golden Arches, was coined during the disarming and capturing of the Brown Rhino.
In a time when Vikings were at the forefront of adventure and adventure wasn't just people posting lame travel pics on Facebook, there lived a Viking by the name of Karl Scrotenheim. In search of treasure and glory, Karl led his fearsome band of Vikings south into the Sahara Desert, nearly dying to the unbearable heat. That is until his shieldmaiden, Svala Clapspreader performed the life-saving act that will forever be immortalized in that intrepid conqueror's name: the Hot Carl.
It is believed to be believed that there once existed a Spanish Naval Captain by the name of Don Cornholez. Upon the untimely demise of his beloved first mate, Roberto Sanchez, at the hands of probably British warships, Cornholez created the Dirty Sanchez as a means of replacing his lost comrade and healing his broken heart.