A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is fucked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!
For fuck's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fucking fusion cuisine treat!
Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the fuckin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged! Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to... Canada!
It's raining horse cocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!
The Boys have a special fucking guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!
Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird fucking ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!
Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that hash jello was strong...
This week, the Boys ponder some big questions: Why do rich people need so much shit? Is cheerleading a sport? Is death by banging better than death by skydiving? Plus: Bubbles wants a penis-faced cat!
Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film! Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake. Also: Bubbles wants a ride in an Alpha Jet!
On today's BAKED episode: Bubbles' singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his pisshole!!
The Boys are frisky as fuck today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!
On today's totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode: Ricky tests the Motel's favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram. Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn't on Bubbles' Christmas card list this year!
A googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks - and guess who fucking stole most of his swag! They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!
The price is fucking right as Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in Bubbles' trivia challenge! Discover how many bras are made every day, how to bang a starfish, and why you shouldn't go on an acid trip at Disneyland. Also: Ricky gets an anatomy lesson!
The Boys are all at sea today as they discuss why you don't fuck with a walrus, and whale fart-powered cars - take fuckin' note, Elon Musk! Bubbles and Julian test Ricky to see how French he really is, and Bubbles has the greasiest weiner story ever - literally!
Bubbles has some bad news for Ricky and Julian - they're addicts! Can they live without dope and liquor? Clue: NO. They also discuss kiddie rides on car roofs, why cats are smarter than dogs, and why you shouldn't smoke dope in North Korea!
Jacob's overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today's episode and reveals how much work he's doing - and Ricky's profiting from it! There's only one way to resolve this... a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Honey mustard, ranch, or hot as fuck?! Bubbles dips Randy's mystery meats and guesses the sauce in Ricky's game! The Boys also play Would You Rather, discuss dinosaur piss and WD-40, and Julian gets something extra in his Rum & Coke!
The Boys are back from tour and they're still fucked up from the liquor and gummies! Today's topics include crash test pigs, castaway cows, banana art, and a fucked place to store your credit cards. Plus: Ricky applies for his dream job at NASA!
Ricky's planning to get fucked out of his header and cook up some awesome chicken fingers for Christmas! But before that, the Boys have to investigate an unusual anatomical anomaly... what in the FUCK?!? Also: Bubbles is the handsome judge in a new game called If You Had To!
There's double dip chicken fingers for dinner, a shit-ton of weed, awesome presents under the tree, and a stolen inflatable Santa. Time for a DECENT nine-day Christmas party in Sunnyvale! There's even a visit from a fucked little elf!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It's finally 2020, just like Bubbles' perfect vision! The Boys try to piece together the last nine days of partying, which included tinfoil gladiator fights, magic pizza, and Santa stabbings. Bubbles also hosts another game of If I Had To - let the fucking arguments commence!
The Boys have recovered from their holiday partying and are good to go... except for one! Will his new one-a-week fruit diet get him healthy? The Boys discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and some DECENT news from deep space. Also: on (or off) the fuckin' menu - camel burgers and butter yogurt!
Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest fuckin' drummer in the world - but don't be sad, Bubbles has got yer belly! Also: Fucked world news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky's butter pudding blueberry yogurt!
Holy fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there! The Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it's like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who's got balls as big as golf balls?!
Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future - will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake? Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? Ricky's got learnt on some great tips! The Boys also discuss the Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another fucked round of If You Had To. Find out who's gonna get eaten, and who's getting a cock face tattoo!
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar - the perfect scam for Valentine's Day!
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale! Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties!
Keep your head on a swivel - it's a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky! Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune. Also: Snake orgies, frozen birds, and Holly Valentine!
Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus - can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets! Plus: Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
Bubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has fucked up the Boys' plans to move to Italy... or has it?!
It may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!
Bubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line! Who's living in luxury, and who's eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles!
Ricky's trailer has had an uninvited guest - you frigged up, Randy! Before they tidy up, the Boys discuss Bubbles' appearance at the Guns N' Roses gig, why aliens are among us, and getting wood in the wilderness. Plus: Good eatin'... penguins?!?
Nobody wants to wrestle with your big juicy arm, Randy - and stop timing Julian when he's 'getting changed'! The Boys discuss Ricky's latest jail antics, penis exercises, and fucking with a grizzly bear. Also: The shocking story of Hugh the manatee's hole!
Julian's going on vacation (to get some sun on his bag?!) but why the fuck is he being so secretive? And will he take up Randy's offer of a shirts-off 100m race? Also: Attention Noel and Liam, the Boys have a plan to reunite Oasis!
Bubbles and Randy try to figure out where Julian's gone - along with a bag of 'toys' and a mystery leather sex fella! There's also ham yoga, horse steaks, and ancient Greek wisdom. Plus: Randy minds his friggin' manners!
Bubbles and Randy discover the TRUTH behind Julian's sex party vacation! They also discuss Barbie botox, Pigeon Man, and a Tinder app from Hell. Plus: Let Julian romance you with his love letter!
Ricky's out of jail and smarter than ever! He's got new learntings about cool words, emojis and Freddie Mercury, but can he beat the Mind Trap? Also: Metallica's furry fan, the end of the Hot Chip Challenge, and shits on a plane!
Legendary rapper Classified is IN THA TRAILER! He chats about growing up in Nova Scotia, his upcoming tour, and hanging out with Snoop Dogg. Also: Bob Marley, ether frolicking, and why Ricky wants to be a lemur!
Fall is here and Bubbles is pissed - at least Ricky's keeping warm in his cock slippers! Today's chat includes a shitty way to lose weight, deodorant for your stinky bits, and a game of 'Would You Rather'. Also: On next week's show.... aliens?!
Get the space weed in, the aliens are coming! Ricky's alien expert buddy MJ gets us learnt about UAPs, angels, quantum entanglement, and some really trippy space shit! Do you fackin' believe?!
Park After Dark gets off to a shitty start - but is it art? The Boys chat about pumpkin spice weed, pond sharks and emotional support alligators, and Julian checks out a hot new website. Also: My dog, he got six legs!
What would you do if you won a billion dollars? The Boys dream of private islands, jet planes, and deep-fried monster trucks! Also: Bag barnacles, Ricky's riddles, and Snoop Dogg's borntday!
Vampirate Ricky's done an awesome job declorating his trailer with ghouls, cobwebs and... bacon?! But is it better than Vampire Bubs' corn maze? The Boys also tuck into the meatloaf from Hell, and chat about Pepper X, super-sized seals and the origins of Hallo-ween!
The Boys are back from Winnipeg Comic Con, and Ricky is full of love... and drugs! There's a barrel-load of load, a toast to Matthew Perry, and tales of people having a very bad fuckin' day. Plus: Bubbles falls in love with a special British kitty - will it be making its new home in Sunnyvale?
Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's FUCKED Firehouse!
The Boys get learnt about some really interesting shit today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're fucking up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?
The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!
The Boys are ready to get fucked up in honour of Pablo Escobar's borntday, but watch out for the space cake shits! There's also AI babes, a shitty dead possum, and the mystery of Paul McCartney's polygon. Plus: Julian spends $3.8 million!
Watch the fuck out, the Boys are higher than fuck today! Before they totally fuckin' trainwreck, they chat about Bowie the lobster, greasy face painting, and get ready to celebrate some awesome borntdays. Plus: Julian falls in love with... a groundhog?!!
Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!
Timbims, liquor, and a big pile of presents - is it gonna be the most peaceful Christmas ever? Here's a clue - NOPE! Find out what greasy gifts the Boys got, and who fucked up the Babcock family Christmas. Plus: Watch out America, the boar whores are coming for ya!
The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which fuckin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's fucked trivia quiz!
New Year, New Fuckin' You! Bubbles quit the liquor and is taking up yoga... how long is that gonna last? Julian thinks 2024 is the year the Boys finally get rich - is a driveway money-making scam the answer? Ricky also has a story that's gonna make you squirmish!
Happy Feast Of Fabulous Men Day! Wait, what the in fuck?! Randy's here to celebrate, but where's Bubbles? Is he having fun... or been captured by a cult? The Boys also chat about exploding toilets, Mo's flat Earth mythbuster, and why Julian fuckin' hates crows. Also: A toast to dead bugs!
Bubbles is back! So where the fuck was he last week - and did the bird come out of its cage? The Boys also investigate a 10-foot alien, detachable spider cocks, and a diet that will fuck up your guts. Also: Julian considers moving to New York to live with a supermodel! there's just one catch...
The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box!
Randy's stinking out the trailer today - but he's got some intel on Bubbles' new "friend" Pat! He learns about the five-baby-momma banging machine, AI girlfriends, and how the Boys split up one of the greatest bands of all time. Plus: Ricky brings more fucked animal facts!
The Boys had a swinging fuckin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake fuckery!
They've been everywhere man, they've been everywhere... and drank London and Las Vegas dry! Find out what the fuck they got up to in Sin City, and who went on a dancing date. Plus: Shower snacking with Jessica Biel, and truffles that will get ya high!
The Boys are coming down from a massive Las Vegas high - but did anyone get fucked up on kratom? Find out what new TPB product they launched at the CHAMPS show, and which megastar (and fan) they met! Plus: Pro tip - don't drive antiques up yer arse!
The Boys are fucked up on Ricky's gummies and heading for the moon! Before they lift off, they discuss Willy Wonka, lottery scrilla fuck-ups, and joining the Swiftie gang. Plus: Anyone for monkey jerky and cat pee soda?
Randy's been working out with a greasy new friend - how does he compare with the Muscular Mayor of Sunnyvale? They also chow down on TPB chips and discuss sharks, Pac-Man, and Spartan knob smashing!
Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!
Welcome to Park After Darrr.... ah, fuck it! Do the Boys need some cobra venom to keep 'em happy and high? They discuss Bubbles' new life as a penguin, The Shat's borntday, and a very hunky kitty. Plus: The latest entries to Julian's SuperFlex contest!
Ricky's a hero! But did he really bust his shoulder in a wild shopping mall showdown? Bubbles also reveals the winner of the Julian SuperFlex contest - and the start of a million dollar TikTok dance sensation. Plus: You can't judge a fuckhead by his rumours!
The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' fuck, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling!
Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and pissy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight!
'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as fuck on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is!
Ricky's still high from 420, but it's helping him get learnt about physics! But are the Boys smart enough not to fuck up a game of Worst Case Ontario? Also on the menu: Juicy June bugs, salamander skewers, and sexy rock stars!
Is Sunnyvale a simulation? Is Ricky an AI? And why the fuck are the Boys saying 'kangaroo' a lot? Plus: Baby Reindeer, REO Speedwagon, and some fuckin' Bad Choices!
On the latest Park After Dark Drugs, Drugs, Drugs Edition: Making scrilla from sweaty balls, Mother's Day gift advice, the whereabouts of Tammy LaFleur. Also: No buzz on = nuclear SUCK!!
Park After Dark is a fuckin' ZOO this week - with 10,000 bats, dirty old black flies, musket rats, and crocodile-eating kitties! Also: Ricky get Naked & High, Bubbles dives into the New York-Dublin portal, and it's some sexy dick's birthday!
What the fuck is up with Bubbles? Murder? Cyborg transformation? Or is he just fucked up on gummies? The Boys also plot a weed planting rampage, get learnt about quasars, and do WHAT with a dirty old applesauce log?!?
The Boys are excited as fack - Snoop Dogg's coming to town, and they're ready to party with him on June 3! But are they gonna have to crawl through the sewers to get into the concert? Julian also tests the Boys' music smarts, as Bubbles reveals his scrump-dilly McCartney claim to fame!
The Boys take a day trip to jail for a special Park After Dark. There's baby eels, boas, kitty vending machines and a little wooden prick... fucckkk! Plus: Julian gets demolished by TPB super fan Maria!
This week is getting exciting as fuck! The Boys got their faces - and TPB chips - on the local TV news! Ricky's also looking forward to Father's Day, and has some awesome (and fucked) gift requests, including a challenge for Zig-Zag rolling papers. Plus: Julian's plan to give'r when he's 80!
It's hot as fuck in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are tryin' to get a tan, man! On today's menu: hot dogs and loud fish, the Sperminator, and Ronnie Thunder's overactive weiner. Plus: Get learnt on a new 'f' word!
Guess who's been stealing Amazon Prime? And no, it's not fuckin' Ricky! The Boys discuss the ugliest dog in the world, dinner with Elon Musk, and get into some serious cock talk! Also: Let's raise $3k to get Bubbles... 19 Paul McCartney tattoos?!?
Fack's sake Boys, get the show started! There's a fuck-ton to get through, including the Boys' messy drinking week, Bubbles' new crime fighting show, and a taste test of new TPB chip flavours. Plus: Can Ricky become the right sexy face of Zig-Zag?
Life, the Universe and Everything... holy fuck Boys, Bubbles has got it all figured out! Settle back with a glass of Julian's Wiener vodka, a Joe Beef steak and some mushrooms, and prepare to get your mind blowed. Also: Love Shark Week? Get ready for Arse Week!
Well, slap our balls and call us Sally! The Boys have been getting fucked up in Calgary, raging on a plane, and learning Spanish swears. Bubbles also tries to break Ricky's brain with a word challenge! Plus: What's with all these fuckin' CUCUMBERS??!
It's a fucking zoo in the trailer, with painted lobsters and zorses runnin' around, sharks all jacked up on cocaine, swearing parrots and deadly Koi salad! Plus: Get ready to get learnt, Ricky's bringing the fuckin' FACTS!!
International rap superstar CLASSIFIED is in the trailer! He chats to the Boys about the music game, gold records and tour bus life. Plus: Crazy happenings at the Olympics, the sad story of the balogny log dog, and why you shouldn't fuck around in Peru!
The Boys discuss the latest Olympics news, including pole vaulting wangs and sports-mad whales, and come up with a shitty new sport! They also cruise down China's LSD highway to the country's worst restaurant. Plus: Guess who caught their cock in a drawer? Yup.
Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!
The Boys are heading to Fan Expo Toronto, and they're planning to get right out of 'er! Before they go flying, they chat about beaver fighting, mayo cologne, and taunt some hurricanes! Plus: Is it a bird, is it a plane... no, it's Super Sexian!
The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as fuck at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some fucked-up shit. Plus: Conky goes TOO FUCKIN' FAR!!
Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!
Thirteen is the magic number as the Boys get down to some serious drinking... and mathing! Ricky tries swinging Spanish-style, Bubbles brings the tunes, and Julian brings the sweaty muscle briefs. Plus: Samsquamptch sightings, and Ricky's best-ever brain learning!
Summer's about to fuck off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bubbles rages about a big fat cat!
It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Shitrockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!
It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the fucking menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!
Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get fucked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' shitty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!
The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a shit-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!
Randy's in a caring mood today, but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!
The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the fuck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very fucking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!
Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some fucking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!
Today's Park After Dark is out of this fucking world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... fuck's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet Fuck!