Eli Whitney is building flesh-eating robots, and the Trojan Horse ends up as a birthday gift for the king of Troy.
Napoleon is being bossed around by his wife, and Confucius keeps talking too much.
Sigmund Freud is convincing people they are animals, and Leonardo DaVinci has become a beatnik.
Julias Caesar has Rome in shambles and Robin Hood is stealing from the poor and giving it to the rich.
Abraham Lincoln grows tired of being an honest upstanding president and begins playing pranks on people and Blackbeard is trying to save the environment instead of looting and pillaging.
Ludwig van Beethoven is a pro-wrestler and instead of dumping tea into the Boston Harbor, the Sons of Liberty are having civilized tea parties.
Orville and Wilbur Wright are incompetent stuntmen, a Time Squad recruitment advertisement, and Nicolaus Copernicus doesn't know a thing about astronomy.
Albert Einstein leads an undercover life as a car salesman, and Larry ends up getting a downgrade.
Edgar Allan Poe is a cheerful optimist, and Betsy Ross has become a hippie.
Winston Churchill has converted to nudism, and George Washington Carver's experiments are being sabotaged.
Kublai Khan is a comic book collector instead of a conqueror, and Lewis and Clark break up like a dating couple.
Tuddrussel sneaks Ivan the Terrible back on the satellite and keeps him as a pet and Buffalo Bill is a crazed conspiracy theorist.
The Earl of Sandwich has trouble with his food, and Cleopatra tries to build a shopping mall.
Tuddrussel squashes a fly in the Stone Age with future consequences and Sitting Bull wants to party with younger people.
Harry Houdini is using his illusions to commit crimes and the Hatfields and the McCoys need to start feuding.
Attila the Hun's army needs rallying and the team becomes bored when there are no missions.
Louis Pasteur concentrates on inventing fruit drinks and Benjamin Franklin isn’t writing the Declaration of Independence.
Al Capone has turned himself and his gang into clowns and Otto gets left behind on one of the team’s missions.
Amelia Earhart is afraid of planes and the Alamo is a peaceful affair.
Blackbeard the pirate is brought up on a "repeat offender" charge and Aztec leader Montezuma wants to give up his kingdom for standup comedy.
President William Howard Taft believes the White House is haunted and Alfred Nobel has turned evil with a gang of infamous 19th century murderers.
The team decide to take a vacation instead of helping Sir Henry Morton Stanley with a cannibalistic African tribe and William Shakespeare is writing plays for children.
Larry makes clones of himself to help with housework and while helping Samuel Morse needs help in 1836 the team meet their future selves.
Billy the Kid isacting like an actual child rather than a successful outlaw and Tuddrussel's efforts of being a better father figure to Otto go sour when the squad is called to the aid of George Washington.
Buck falls in love with his ex-wife again and Paul Revere suffers from a phobia of horses.
George S. Patton is running a flower shop and Otto is taken back to the orphanage from which he came by Sister Thornly so Buck and Larry look for a replacement boy genius to help with their mission.
The opening and theme song for Time Squad
The closing credits for Time Squad
