Tim and Eric are late in delivering the episode to the Network and must rely on Hamburger Taxi to get the tape there on time. Dr. Steve Brule helps out the Married News Team with a special report on stomach and digestion problems. Tim makes a call to a music store about his uke’ that keeps falling on his computer. Two men get in a fight over a car crash and settle it with a dance-off using their pygmy Tim and Eric dancers. A kid searches for his Chippy in a claw vending machine. And Michael Q. Schmidt performs his new "Raise My Roof" dance to win the "Uncle Muscles Grand Championship" dance-off.