Alf wins £17 on the horses only to find out that Mike couldn't place the bet as the phone box was occupied. He is soft-soaped into believing that getting a telephone installed is in his own best interests, but he soon finds out it's anything but.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Speight | Writer | ||
| Frank Howard | Guest Star | ||
| Pat Coombs | Guest Star | ||
| Will Stampe | Guest Star |