After a bit of a fracas at the European Cup Winners Cup in Glasgow, Alf returns home with a black eye and no voice.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Speight | Writer | ||
| Frank Gatliff | Guest Star | ||
| Thomas Baptiste | Guest Star | ||
| Pat Coombs | Guest Star | ||
| Will Stampe | Guest Star | ||
| Ian St. John | Guest Star | ||
| Dennis Golding | Guest Star | ||
| Willie Stevenson | Guest Star | ||
| Douglas Argent | Director |