It's a question that's plagued man since 1837, the year a British crack-pot failed to train the first "seeing eye cat" for the blind King. Though most of the previous was BS, the question remains: who's smarter, dogs or cats? Supervised by a UCLA animal behaviorist, we answer the question... and piss off 50% of our audience. Uh, yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Also, what is the best way to clean blood out of a carpet?