On location at Marine Base. Cold Open - Jeff Altman trying to get through Security, Lenny Clarke, Film Piece - Carol Leifer takes tank to Gas station, Film Piece - Marching Marines remind you to Call Mom, Carol Leifer, Lenny Clarke talking to members of the audience, Film Piece - Rondel Sheridan golfing, Film Piece - Happy Mother's Day, Carol Leifer talks to members of hte audience, Rondel Sheridan, Film Piece - Bruce Baum in Basic Training, Film Piece - Art Lumpster's Liquidation - Tanks, George Lopez, Film Piece Happy Mother's Day