Nominees include Jessica Simpson, who learns how to wink; Celebrity parents who give their kids weird names; Colin Farrell's deleted nude scene; And Ben Affleck, who wins tons of money playing poker but somehow manages to lose his pants. Check "recap" for a complete list of winners and losers.
Nominees include Nick and Jessica, who allow cameras to follow them but hate attention; a fully-clothed Janet Jackson; an incoherent Airline passenger in need of a dictionary; and a cradle-robbing Joel Madden of Good Charlotte. Check "recap" for a complete list of winners and losers
Nominees include Cameron Diaz and her newly discovered career in bondage films; For Love or Money and Blow-Out's tear-filled farewells; A foul-mouthed Whoopi Golberg; And Lenny Kravitz for his work in Target commercials. A complete list of nominees coming soon to the "recap" section.
Nominees include a rehab-loving Mary Kate Olsen; The men of Big Brother 5 who are into shaving each other; Partners in film Quentin Tarantino and Sofia Coppola; And First Daughter Jenna Bush and her new career. A complete list of nominees coming soon to the "recap" section.
First episode to air as "The Soup" It all started in 1991 with the birth of E!'s Talk Soup, a tasty dish that recapped the week in talk shows and launched the careers of it's hosts Greg Kinnear, John Henson, Hal Sparks and Aisha Tyler. Now, over a decade later, E! is introducing the show's new offspring The Soup which looks past talk shows and skewers everything in pop-culture.
Halle Berry wants to do Catwoman 2; Jennifer Love Hewitt hates being upstaged by her chest; "The Simpsons" plan a gay marriage; Parodies of Garden State and NBC's Olympics promos.
Paris Hilton loses her dog and her diary in one week; Avril Lavigne loses her clothes; George Clooney is afraid of losing his hair; And Joel may lose his life for poking fun at the Gotti family.
The life and times of Regis Philbin; Joel notices a striking resemblance between reality expert Marvin and Marvin of UPN's The Player; Annabelle Gurwitch wants E! to pimp her life. On the gossip side of things, Russell Crowe bites his bodygaurd and Christina Aguilera calls Britney Spears "trash."
Joel goes from Burger King commercials to GAP commercials; Retta reviews the fashion dont's of the MTV Video Music Awards.
8 Reasons Celebrities Crack Us Up; Jeff Casario finds a way to make the Emmys appealing to sports fans; John Burke interrupts The Soup for breaking news about Britney Spears' chewed gum which is up for auction; Joel interviews to be Victoria Gotti's personal assistant.
7 Reasons Celebrities Crack Us Up; Since Oprah gave her audience cars, Joel decides to give his only audience member a sandwich cookie; Joel heads for the Emmys for some red carpet interviews except that he arrives two weeks too early; An interview with the tiger that attacked Roy Horn of "Siegfried and Roy."
6 Reasons Celebrities Crack Us Up; Joel mocks the winners of The Amazing Race as they cross the finish line; Joel discusses Emmys and celebrity couples with three guest panelists; A translation of James Spader's odd acceptance speech at the Emmys.
Martha Stewart's Prison Diary; Joel falls in love with The Bachelor's awesome water car; The Bennifer is back in "The Curse"; Joel applies to get his home madeover in Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
Joel plays Mischa Barton's new love interest on The O.C.; Joel is inspired by Airline to become a hack standup comic.
Joel introduces the Reality Clip of the Season: An overweight child from Trading Spouses who falls in love with a sandwich. Runners up for Reality Clip of the Season included a contestant on I Wanna Be A Soap Star accidentally hitting a woman in the face with a phone and a creepy woman from Wife Swap getting irrationally upset over her dogs. In honor of Thanksgiving, The Soup gives thanks for bizarre celebrity behavior and celebrity toys that hopefully won't end up in anyone's stocking. Plus, a holiday message from the NBA and Thanksgiving-themed clips.
What's better than watching a bunch of pretty models parade around? Watching them say and do stupid things! And you can see them all when The Soup Presents: Pretty, Stupid Models.
The Soup Presents takes a look at those dedicated journalists who make a living commentating of celebrity train wrecks.
Designer clothes, expensive houses, fast cars. Celebrities have everything except love. The Soup Presents a look at all the undignified and desperate stunts celebrities will go through to find true love.
Television is a circus. And like any good circus it's full of freaks and oddities. The Soup brings you the best(or the worst)of these in The Soup Sideshow!
Joel McHale takes a look back at the week's can't miss reality TV and pop culture moments. Guest star: Julie Benz (Herself)
Host Joel McHale takes a look at the week's hottest celeb news events and goofiest reality clips.
This `Talk Soup' variation broadens the satire to include pop culture and news stories.
The end of Hollywood week on American Idol; The Bachelor narrows down the final two; Entertainment Tonight asks the provocative question about Kevin Smith: How Fat Is He?; Live with Regis and Kelly's Regis asks a probing question of guest Michelle Williams; The Amazing Race's "brilliant" new contestants, including, "such as," Miss Teen USA 2007 contestant Caitlin Upton and Big Brother's Jordan; The Hills rip-off, Peak Season: Vancouver; MTV's Sixteen and Pregnant's Janelle explains the facts of life to her mom; The Bad Girls Club beatdown; Little Miss Perfect judges creepily discuss the contestants; Las Vegas Jailhouse freakout. Plus the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: MTV's Tool Academy contestant, Angelo, cries when confronted about being a tool.
American Idol creates unwarranted tension; the return of The Hills featuring Heidi's new post-surgery look; former Bachelor Jake Pavelka gets emotional when he's voted off Dancing With the Stars; Sandra Bullock files for divorce from her Nazi-mistress-loving husband, Jesse James; Larry King and his estranged wife reconcile (or do they?); "Bieber Fever" grips the world as Justin Bieber asks his fans to calm down after they trample his mother; Molly Ringwald writes a book; Today features the world's smallest pony in a new segment, "That's Some Cute Ass Sh&!"; Cyndi Lauper drops the Hasselhoff bomb on Celebrity Apprentice; RuPaul's Drag Race's bitch-slapping finale. Plus, the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: Passive-aggressive electric mixing on Homekeepers with Arthelene Rippy.
Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman breaks out his big paddle for Evan Lysacek; Cojo's sheepish return to Entertainment Tonight; Joel travels to New York and invades both Live with Regis and Kelly and the fourth hour of Today; Wendy Williams reveals way too much about her vagina; Tyra Banks' rabies-induced fit; Cyndi Lauper takes a detour while trying to make a long story short on Celebrity Apprentice; Spencer acts douchey on The Hills; Wife Swap's zombie-loving kids; WWE Smackdown!'s Chris "Masterpiece" Masters erotically dances his man boobs; Worst Case Scenario with Bear Grylls. Plus, the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week: It's Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno, where she "mates" with a bed bug and a duck.
Lindsay Lohan's Caanes-related no-show court appearance; "Bieber Fever" hits American Idol; Joey Fatone's retun on Dancing with the Stars; the new Miss USA's pole-dancing and film past comes to light; Kate Gosselin tries to choose a new mate on Extra; Chris Klein's exciting "audition" for Mama Mia!; anticipation builds for "everyone" for Sex and the City 2; "Bordeom Busters" on Today; Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos and Community's Ken Jeong drop by; football-loving husband gives "birth" on Wife Swap; Heidi tries (unsuccessfully) to approximate a facial expression on The Hills; MTV's The Dudesons in America; former astronaut Buzz Aldrin's "spacey" introduction on WWE Raw. Plus: the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week, The Soup salutes the end of Tyra, by showing Tyra talking about Tyra.
Joel recaps 20 years of E!s programming including: E! Live from the Redcarpet, E! News. People Who Were Famous for Nothing: (Anna Nicole Smith from The Anna Nicole Show; Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie from The Simple Life; and Kim Kardashian from Keeping Up with the Kardashians) Reality Shows (including Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami; House of Carters; Leave It to Lamas; Dr. 90210; The Girls Next Door; Sunset Tan; Wild On!; Denise Richards: It's Compicated; Living Lohan; Pretty Wild; Gastineau Girls; Kendra; Katie + Peter: Filthy Rich Cattle Drive; Snoop Dogg's Father Hood) Plus: the arrival of the one true Seacrest! (Ryan, that is.)
This week, Joel McHale breaks down the latest Hollywood happenings including the latest Bachelor couple to bite the dust, a Bachelorette breaks more hearts, and Dina Lohan's ice cream drama. Plus, Spike honors Sylvester Stallone, Miley Cyrus reminds us she's still an incoherent teen, and see who La Toya Jackson is turning to for closure on Michael's death. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from America's Got Talent, Dance Your A*s Off, The Real L Word, Wipeout, and other hot shows
Joel plays "Fill in the Blank" with Mel Gibson and discovers that his rants are actually sort of cute and cuddly... The Hills comes to an end and Joel reminisces about all the good murderous times he's shared with the cast of vapid twenty-somethings... Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announce they've found true love, and Joel announces he's found their long lost "Uncle Fid" to give a toast and spit dip on your shoe... The Bachelorette's Kirk introduces Ali to his dad, who in turn attempts to introduce Ali to her maker... Wifeswap presents us with a mother who has a debilitating fear of both zombies and dictionaries... And our Clip of the Week will literally make you want to hurl your feces at the TV...
Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week including: America's newest folk hero, Jet Blue flight attendant Steve Slater; Bachelor Pad, 19 sex-starved people sharing a bedroom and a hot tub; Jane Velez-Mitchell takes issue with Montana Fishburne's porn video; Bill O'Reilly's attack on Jennifer Aniston's message that single moms don't need a dad; Snooki's arrest for disorderly conduct; America's Got Talent features YouTube "sensations"; So You Think You Can Dance announces a winner; Jersey Shore's Ronnie gets a chick's digits but comes up short, while Vinny and Snooki get a little closer; The Real World: New Orleans's Ryan reveals himself to be a pansy after he blows chunks witnessing a housemate eating a mosquito on a bet; Big Brother's latest evictee; Wife Swap's robotic husband; inspired by the return of Dating in the Dark, comes a new reality show, "Surgery in the Dark." Plus: the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week, Las Vegas Jailhouse's inmate's jail shout-out. ("What's up, Tyrone?")
Joel tries to stop The Office's Oscar Nunez when he stops by with a Port-O-Potty full of bad intentions for Tila Tequila... America's Got Talent judge Howie Mandel reveals his burning hatred for one Lady Gaga... Bachelor Pad uses pie and vomit buckets to sink even lower into the land of lowest-common-denominator TV... Dina Lohan swings by Today to play hardball with the hardball-playing Matt Lauer and in the process gets hardballed (that sentence will make sense tonight at around 10:09 PM)... The Real World's not-gay Ryan stars in one of the most inadvertently brilliant clips in Real World history... And Children Hospital's Rob Corrdry pops in to proclaim his homicidal love for Justin Bieber...
Joel snorts up this whole Paris Hilton/Devil's Dandruff story and tries to read the messages in Billy Bush's eyes... Gabourey Sidibe's mother Alice Tan Ridley feels the cold, bony finger of nothingness tapping her shoulder on America's Got Talent... Breaking Bad star and Emmy winner Aaron Paul stops by to sell Joel some pure, crystallized, mind-blowing sandwiches... New Dancing with the Stars contestant David Hasselhoff celebrates his gig by lubricating his liver on Access Hollywood... And Fashion Police co-host Kelly Osbourne pops in to abuse the power of her badge and harass Joel...
Joel takes The Soup to Austin, Texas to hang out with award-winning filmmaker and Machete director Robert Rodriguez! But things go South when Joel discovers what Robert's currently working on... America's Got Talent judge Howie Mandel flirts with a contestant, as well as the idea of having to introduce himself to the neighbors whenever he moves... The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special explodes in a climax of prostitution accusations and couch-jumping she-males... Larry King hangs out with Ryan Seacrest and sings Lady Gaga's Poker Face out of his ancient face... And America's Next Top Model premieres and makes you want to immediately wash your hands...
The Situation's time-travel dance on Dancing with the Stars; The Amazing Race's a capella studs get spooked by the Ghana locals; Tiger Woods' alleged sex tape; Harry Loves Lisa; Courtney Love's naked tweet; Oprah's money fight with J.K. Rowling; Charo's live "performance" on Wendy Williams; Dr. Oz diagnoses anal cramps; Undercover Boss has to deal with crap on the job... literally; Fredo's intense workouts on The Biggest Loser; Kim of The Real Housewives of Atlanta goes bisexual; chemical warfare on Bad Girls Club: Miami; Logo's new gay show, The A-List: New York; Nancy Grace shows her softer side on Swift Justice. Plus: the kick-ass clip of the week: Today's shocking story of 911 "non-emergiences."
Joel looks at the dysfunction involving reality-show roommates on such shows as Jersey Shore, Bachelor Pad, Big Brother, etc.
Joel presents the worst moments of celebrity drunkenness.
Joel recaps TV's biggest smackdowns.
A look back on the year's biggest relationship meltdowns and dating show "oh no they didn't"'s: From Jake and Vienna's Bachelor blow-up to Mel Gibson's wheezy voicemails
Joel counts down the top clips of the year including: #40) RuPaul's Drag U "drag your baby" contest #39) The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka invited to land his plane on contestant's "landing strip" #38) Fox L.A.'s Tony McEwing's "artful" segue between murder and dodgeball #37) Nerd at "BlizzCon" #36) Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls gives himself a "survival" enema #35) Bachelor Pad's Wes "woos" Gia through "song"(?) #34) The Real Housewives of Atlanta's "sugar vagina" talk #33) The cinematic brilliance of Magadheera #32) The Bad Girls Club's Lexi keeps her cool during a beatdown by farting #31) America's Got Talent contestant Magique Bazaar's "stage-crashing" talent #30) Paris Hilton's "iconic" aunt on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills #29) The Fashion Show's Calvin Tran ("Oh, here go hell come.") #28) Passive-aggression on Homekeepers with Arthelene Rippy #27) HardKnocks's Antonio Cromartie celebrates his family... by trying so hard to remember his many, many kids #26) Over the Limit suspect describes to the police how "f***ed up" he is after getting stopped for drinking #25) The Little Chocolatiers #24) Megapiranha starring '80s pop star Tiffany #23) Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami's "Steroid Liza" #22) Toddlers & Tiaras littlest deer slayer #21) French instructional video from YouTube which shows children how to make art(?)
Joel counts down the top 20 clips of the year.
American Idol continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy auditions, and Steven Tyler continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy voices in his head... The Bachelor's Brad Womack stops by to ask forgiveness for his horrible actions three years ago...which apparently involved killing Joel's cat... Jersey Shore announces it will move to Italy to smush Italian women, and The Situation announces he will move downstairs so Ronnie can smush a drunken woman... RuPaul's Drag Race returns to your TV but forgets to bring its pants... And Oprah Winfrey's half-sister stops by, who evidently looks exactly like Adam Carolla...
Televised starvation is back in vogue as Survivor returns to the airwaves, and one castaway is already running dangerously low on saliva... Charlie Sheen gives Lindsay Lohan life advice, which has to be Lindsay's absolute rock bottom... Computers begin their inevitable takeover of mankind when Watson the Supercomputer dominates some future human slaves on Jeopardy... Gold Rush Alaska's Jack Hoffman digs deep into his glory hole for the hottest nuggets yet... And Portlandia star Fred Armisen stops by to trade some gum and significant glances with Joel...
Hard-hitting news commentary just got that much harder and hittinger as The Soup brings you a taste of the issues of the day with The Situation Room. Assuming the day is one at Jersey Shore. And to enrich the debate, none other Shore-dweller Vinny Guadagino is on hand. So there's that.
Highlights of the best moments in "redneck" television.
Featuring classic clips of WWE's proudest-ish moments with guest appearances by WWE superstars.
Clipdown '12 Part 1.
Clipdown '12 Part 2.
The year's most memorable moments in pop culture including special guests RuPaul, Rich Sommer, Jim Rash, Seth Green and Kate Flannery.
Guest Greg Kelly.
The Soup Half-Year Clipdown '13.
Celebrating 500th episode of The Soup when the show goes LIVE for the first time.
Things We're Thankful for Spectacular.
Clipdown 2013 Part 1
Clipdown 2013 Part 2
Valentine's Special.
Fashion designer Tim Gunn; comedian Nick Kroll.
Actor Rob Huebel.
Actor Tony Hale.
Salute the WWE; classic clips of the proudest moments and guest appearances.
Joel McHale is descending upon the country's capitol; journalist Jake Tapper.
Musician Questlove.
Actress Mary Lynn Rajskub.
Joel's favorite clips of the year so far, plus Joel's three favorite clips of all time.
Take a break from real news! Host Joel McHale brings the best highlights from "Dating Naked," "Big Brother" and tons more! Plus, "The Bridge" star Matthew Lillard plays with his own poop, "Married" star Brett Gelman plays telephone, and JWoww updates everybody on her post-baby vagina. All that and a clip from "Hard Knocks" that will leave you concussed!
Allison Janney appears.
Live episode. Host Joel McHale takes a look at the week's hottest celeb news events and goofiest reality clips.
Soup Salutes WWE
Live episode with John Cryer.
The Soup Invades NASCAR, Live from Talladega.
Final episode of series.
Celebrating 500th episode of The Soup when the show goes LIVE for the first time.