1. Sonny and Cher open the show with "Got To Get You Into My Life" and a comedy dialogue. 2. "The Vamps" -- Cher appears in comedy sketches as the sneaky Mata Hari, the willing-to-please Minnie Mouse, and the sinful Sadie Thompson. 3. Britain's King George III (Jim) offers a rebuttal to a Bicentennial Minute. 4. Sonny and Cher perform "Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me" 5. Jim is cast as a foreign legionnaire about to abandon the fort. 6. Cher sings "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" 7. "The Walnuts" -- Jim, playing the part of Jim-Boy, joins Sonny and Cher in a musical-comedy takeoff on "The Waltons." 8. Sonny and Cher close the show with "I Got You Babe"