The Vamp segment looks back at the love affair between Lord Horatio Nelson (Capote) and his mistress Lady Hamilton (Cher). Cher also plays another vamp, Sadie Thompson, in a parody of spy movies, with Capote playing the evil Dr. Leadfinger and John Davidson as James Blond. Music: Sonny & Cher – "Get Down" and "The Weight." Cher – "Superstar." John Davidson – "Behind Closed Doors."
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| John Davidson | Guest Star | ||
| Truman Capote | Guest Star |