Tonya Harding, Leif Garrett, Judy Gold and the rest of our adorable celebrity cast take on the 20 dumbest lovers on the planet. You’ll fall for the Japanese bachelor who insists his dozens of anatomically-correct love dolls are better company than any living girlfriend. Then you’ll dump him for the solitary British man who crawls 55 miles with a sign reading “Could You Love Me?” on his back. Still not smitten? Tune in, because there’re 18 other lonely hearts who can’t wait to meet you.