We're delighted to announce that... okay, okay, we're just kidding. This was a little April fools silliness. Read all about it here: http://rigb.org/blog/2016/april/2016-april-fools And subscribe for regular *real* science videos: http://bit.ly/RiSubscRibe Michael de Crespigny is Professor of Planetary Research and Engroupings at the University of Pimlico, and Chair of the Interplanetary Harmony Committee. He is a lecturer in cosmic connectivity, and his research group specialises in experimental proofs of celestial motion and its relation to human and animal life on Earth. Michael read Natural Sciences at Uxbridge University, before completing his PhD in quantum pigeonholing. In the past he has worked with research groups and key figures from NASA, CERN and CBBC to search for testable explanations for the way the stars predict his life. Read more here: http://rigb.org/about/news/spring-201... The Ri is on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ri_science and Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/royalinstitution and Tumblr: http://ri-science.tumblr.com/ Our editorial policy: http://www.rigb.org/home/editorial-policy Subscribe for the latest science videos: http://bit.ly/RiNewsletter