El Greco joins tonight's show to perform a couple of Simon and Garfunkel numbers, "Keep the Customer Satisfied" and "Bridge Over Troubled Water." The Top Female Club Vocalist of 1971, Christine Holmes, sings "You Make Me So Very Happy." Also on the show are New World with their latest single "Sister Jane" and comedy comes from Swedish knockabout comics The Veterans and from Rod Hull with his emu. As ever, the David Toguri dancers trip the light fantastic and backing vocals are provided by The Coffee Set.