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  • S04E01 1. Alex Payne - Trash Talking with Paynooooooooo

    • February 11, 2021

    What a shocking year this has been already and we're only in February, hence, we decided to bring the podcast back for another series to try and brighten your days! This season we've signed up some of the biggest sporting and celebrity names in the country and will be having some cianter with them every thursday for you all to enjoy! Today, we kickstart the series with a bang as we're joined by Archie's sparring partner and future opponent in the ring, broadcaster extraordinaire - Mr Alex Payne aka Paynoooooooo.

  • S04E02 Ben Kayser - Partying for 72 Hours Straight In France & Archies Crazy Valentines Da‪y‬

    • February 18, 2021

    Today we're joined by one of the most respected French rugby players and now pundits in the world of rugby in Mr Benjamin Kayser. He gives us an insight into his incredible career from playing under the maverick chairman Max Guazzini at Stade Francais to his incredibly fruitful time at Leicester Tigers, to looking after James Haskell in Paris and finishing off becoming great mates with Benders! He lifts the lid on stories which have never been told before from his time working alongside and under some of the biggest names in rugby both in france and england. Also on the podcast we once again wrestle through a new 'Clubhouse Diaries' initiation story to see if it can beat last weeks lousy effort and also hear another entry from Archie's diary written during his gap year in canary wharf. However, the story which really steals the show is the outrageous events which took place to Archie on valentines day......

  • S04E03 Shaun Stafford - Becoming 2 x World Champion - Weird Fan Requests & The Ultimate Rig Of‪f

    • February 25, 2021

    We combine Rig and Biz as we bring to you 2 x world champion/influencer/model/trainer/business owner Mr Shaun Stafford. He has done it all; from winning twice at twickenham in his rugger days to operating a string of exclusive gyms in the city for the rich and famous.

  • S04E04 Georgia Salamat - Socks, Drugs & Açai Bowl‪s

    • March 4, 2021

    What a joy it is to be joined by one of the most sought after models in the UK Mme Georgia Salamat, not only is she a world famous model but also a chef, influencer and successful business owner!

  • S04E05 Wayne Bridge - Passing Out In Chinawhite's - Lockdown Sex Life & Knocking Out Spencer Matthew‪s

    • March 11, 2021

    Today we bring you our biggest guest so far in Ex England/Chelsea/Man City/Southampton superstar Mr Wayne Bridge. Bridgey has soo many brilliant stories we've already had to book him back in for round two, but today we discuss; Getting incredibly loose at Ben Foden's wedding and misbehaving with the lads. Also gaining his rugby mates respect by coming out on top in an physical brawl and witnessing Jordan Turner Hall throwing up all over himself in the corner after everyone was doing drinking games. SAS Who Dares Wins - opening up about his self-confidence issues he’s always struggled with throughout his life. Getting so pissed on a night out with the Southampton football team - that he woke up at a house party and had to get a milk float into training. Scoring that famous goal to beat arsenal in the champions league quarter finals and the incredible story of the night out that followed. His beef with Jose Mourinho which almost came to eruption. Partying with Snoop Dogg. His tales from playing for England and an infamous incident in a Japanese Hotel. Spencer Matthews bad mouthing him before their boxing bout - leading Wayne Bridge to knock him out. Almost getting into an altercation with Mike Tindall at a live podcast event. Revealing the hurdles of maintaining an active life in the boudoir during lockdown - especially when having to home school the kids..

  • S04E06 6: Brontë King & Dave Ward - How To Be Successful In Clapham & Wardy Reveals The Truth About His Beef With Andy Good‪e

    • March 18, 2021

    On this episode we're joined by the biggest influencer in Clapham - Brontë King (the founder of 'Gals That Graduate')& Ex Harlequins, Sale, & Bath Hooker Dave Ward. In this bumper filled episode Archie and Brontë unveil their 5 step plan to being successful in life post university and then we're joined by Dave Ward who takes us through his roller coaster career which has taken him from England tours to NZ to playing in the championship. Dave also enlightens us about; - Bath Initiations in the early 00's - Benders big night out - Harlequins socials at Infernos - Puts the record straight about his beef with Andy Goode and his real thoughts on the big man - he doesn't hold back! - Being called out of a pub for a brawl with Tom Wood on England tour to NZ. - The glamour (or lack of it) of Championship Rugby- His failed loan move to Sale and weird relationship with Philippe Saint-André. - Running into Archie in red trousers on a big night out. - Egging the Bath lads and much much more...We also have another instalment of Archie Diaries, a new rugby lad trying to get his initiation story to the top of the charts in club house stories, some musical surprises, the launch of a new AC Ltd product and lots more ridiculousness.

  • S04E07 Ben Duckett - Bar Brawling with Jimmy Anderson - Getting Suspended From Stowe & Beer Pong With Ben Stoke‪s

    • March 25, 2021

    After a disappointing six nations campaign for England we turn to cricket to cheer us up and who better than a man who loves to lash more than anyone else - Mr Ben Duckett. We discuss; - Ben's 'gap year' in Sydney where he made no impact on the cricket field but a lot of impact on the Australian nightlife. - Failing fitness tests due to overindulging on the lash. - Being coached by Darren Gough at Stowe school and also the story behind how he was suspended!- Representing England in test matches and ODI's and what went wrong to lead to his dismissal. - That infamous night out in Australia which led to an altercation with Jimmy Anderson - EXCLUSIVE - First time the story has been told. - Ollie Pope's need to up his instagram game and a rumour on who he maybe dating. - Archie's new fondness for cricketers including Harry Gurny. - Gary Ballance's 4am topless night out in Nottingham. - Beer Pong with Ben Stokes in Bangladesh- Raya Dates - Reece Topley's obsession with good looking woman - Getting steamboated with Chris Gayle in Abu Dhabi and much much more.....

  • S04E08 Freddie Burns & George Kruis - Burnsy's Coming Home - Wanky Hanky's & Archie's Weed Experienc‪e‬

    • March 28, 2021

    HE'S COMING HOME HE'S COMING - BURNSY'S COMING HOME We're delighted to bring you an EXCLUSIVE in Burnsy's first interview since rejoining Leicester and later on we're joined by England & Lions Legend Kruisy. We discuss; - How Burnsy's move back to Leicester came about and how Archie helped facilitate it. - If Burnsy had any regrets rejoining after what happened last time he was there. - How Borthwick is using 'Money Ball Formula' to innovate Leicesters recruitment system. - Update on Japan - Archie's Prep school porn stash - Burnsy's return to Clapham and Infernos - Andy Goode outting him in public for his Chassis shots - Kruisy's time in Japan - The reaction to saracens relegation and punishment - Monday Night Guildfords - His best ever rugby night on the lash - 4/5 CBD and their upcoming investment round and much much more........

  • S04E09 Jamie Cudmore - Being An Enforcer For Drug Dealers In Canada & Serving Jail Time To Becoming One Of Rugbys Greatest Villain‪s‬

    • April 1, 2021

    As the sun starts to shine on Clapham we voyage digitally overseas, all the way to Canada in fact to catch up with a man known as 'Rugbys Greatest Thug' - Mr Jamie Cudmore. In a career that lasted over 15 years mostly playing for Clermont in the Top 14, Jamie gained a reputation as one of the most terrifying and physical rugby players the game has ever seen. Today we hear how he went from being an enforcer for drug dealers back in Canada eventually leading to a spell in prison before falling in love with Rugby and escaping the mediocracy of rural Canada for France. He tells us about his biggest fights and enemies in rugby, his physical regrets, his relationship with Paul O Connell and why he's suing the love of his life in Clermont Auvergne for damages related to a failed HRA. In this episode Archie also announces that he's running for London Mayor and sets out his main policies, we have a wonderful Club House Stories and we find out if Archie will eventually get to see Alistair for the first time in over a year this Easter!

  • S04E10 Simon Zebo - Beef With John Schmidt, Cutting Loose With Dan Carter & Munster's 12 Pubs of Xma‪s

    • April 8, 2021

    Today we're joined by an absolute rugby legend in Ireland international and British & Irish Lion - Mr Simon Zebo aka The Shamrock Express. - We hear about his 'possible' return back to Munster in the coming weeks. - Partying with the real magician Finn Russell in Paris. - Passing out at Munster's '12 Pubs Of Christmas' - His beef with ex Ireland head coach John Schmidt - Clubbing all night long with Dan Carter in Ireland- That incredible Ireland victory vs NZ in Chicago and most importantly the night out afterwards!- His love for Hurling - which Archie sees as 'Irish Hockey'. - How loose Johnny Sexton is on a night out and much much more...On this jam packed podcast we also get Archie to play the famous Lions Dice forefit game which leads to an uncomfortable phone call, listen to his latest diary entry, analyse another Club House Story and hear about Archie's week gone by.

  • S04E11 Season Finale - 3 x Blind Speed Dates & Nick 'Benders' Abendanon On Mike Brown Being 'A Fu**ing Tosser'

    • April 14, 2021

    We promised that we would stay with you through the dark times and now as Clapham finally opens up for Lash, it's time for us to go and take a couple of weeks away to go and enjoy the delights on offer. However, before we get steam-boated we're back with our season finale to offer a bumper filled episode full of - AAA BBB CCC. Archie has seen the recent failings by Bumble & Tinder and hence has started his own AC Ltd Matchmaking service to connect public school Claphamites with one and other. On the pod we're joined for three blind speed dates and Archie plays both host and master matchmaker. Later on in the show we're joined by Archie's best mate 'Benders' to find out what life is like playing 'semi-pro' rugby over in division 2 in France and they share their best school boy memories. Finally, we bring you our last instalment of 'Archies Gap Year Diaries' and 'Club House Stories' before bidding au revouir and a bientot for now.

Season 5

  • S05E01 Monty Panesar - The Truth about Kevin Pietersen - Archies Linkedin Advice - Monty's Live Workout & Curzon's Cave

    • May 27, 2021

    s there any better way to kick off series five than with the legendary Monty Panesar who for the first time ever lifts the lid on all the secrets from inside the dressing room. Monty reveals what really went on in the dressing room with KP, why Swanny drove people up the wall, his battles with mental health and how he turned to linkedin to look for a job in county cricket. Apart from begging Archie for a membership to The Ned, Monty gives us all the inside scoops on the highs and lows of a career in the public eye playing for England during their most succesful tenure.

  • S05E02 Danny Care - Beef With Eddie Jones, Lions Disappointments & Ben Foden's Naked Dad

    • June 2, 2021

    We're joined by the hottest property in English rugby at this moment in time in the legendary - Danny Care. In an incredibly entertaining episode Danny opens up to reveal his honest thoughts on the most controversial happenings and relationships throughout his career. From revealing the truth behind what happened with his fall out with Eddie Jones, his thoughts on Paul Gustard, missing out on the lions and analysing his teammates C.H.A.T plus much much more. In this episode we also have a new segment where we analyse the listeners stories behind their friends weirdest nicknames and of course another instalment of 'Club House Stories'.

  • S05E03 Maeve Madden - Her Worst Celebrity Dates Revealed - Getting Engaged To The Original CCO & Building A Million Pound Fitness Empire

    • June 9, 2021

    The sun is shining and the weather is sweet and we're beyond delighted to be joined by the Queen of the fitness world - Maeve Madden. In our incredibly entertaining interview she reveals; how she started her incredible online fitness company, her worst celebrity dates on RAYA, how she's now engaged to the original CEO / CCO of Clapham, her previous engagement breakdown, being rushed to A&E for a life saving operation, and much more. Archie also gives us an update on how the weather has allowed him to prosper with BD on the golf courses of the home counties, his new favourite delivery app Weezy, why he looks so good in Beaufort & Blake stash and how he's looking to improve in the fitness world thanks to a genius new product from SONS. We also dissect an incredibly entertaining 'Club House Story' about Italian international Tommaso Allan.

  • S05E04 Ryan Wilson - Private Jets To 'Monaco Lash' With Finn Russell - Owen Farrell Tunnel Punch Up & Thai Lady Boys

    • June 16, 2021

    Today we're joined by the loosest person we've ever had on the podcast in the incredible Ryan Wilson aka Rhino aka The Dream-Maker. We celebrate his incredible career as he takes us through the loosest nights out he's had and the craziest events he's witnessed. From getting involved in a punch up with Owen Farrell in the tunnel pre-match which got him banned from Twickenham for a corporate gig to a 4 day Bender with Finn Russell in Monaco we hear it all!

  • S05E05 Ellis Genge - Arrests, Initiations & Loose Nights Out

    • June 23, 2021

    Are we still in pre-season? Well then how come we're bringing you one of the biggest names in world rugby - well you're welcome! Its an absolute honour to have Gengey on the show and things got loose - we discussed how; Archie made him fall in love with Rugby, Nicknames, Arrests, Tough Neighbourhoods, Scraps at Training, Bristol fallouts, Contracts, Falling out of love with rugby, boxing, George Fords C.H.A.T (or lack of it) knocking out 'The Beast' and a whole lot more.....

  • S05E06 Nolli Waterman - Condoms, Commentary & Cowards

    • June 30, 2021

    We're joined today by Englands most succesful rugby player in history the incredible - Danielle 'Nolli' Waterman to discuss her incredible career playing rugby and now her new career as a commentator. Nolli reveals all in an wonderfully insightful interview about her highs and lows as a player and of course the loosest nights out (many being led by her mother). She also reveals how she tackles the abuse which comes her way from trolls online after she's done her commentary gigs and how she's learning to ignore them and thrive. We also have a brief chat with Danny Care (sort of) and hear about Archie's birthday weekend which although he thinks was a great success I will let you be the judge. Finally, we hold a live interview with a candidate for a job to come work for The More Lash Brewery.

  • S05E07 Jack Nowell - Loosest Lions Nights - Cowan-Dickie's Bum Funnels & Wearing Female Perfume

    • July 7, 2021

    Today we're joined by European & Premiership Champion and British & Irish Lion legend Jack Nowell to discuss his rollercoaster career in rugby so far. For the first time Jack reveals the stories behind his loosest nights out for club, country and the lions and lets us into secrets about his craziest teammates. Be prepared for things to get incredibly loose!

  • S05E08 Richard Hibbard - Knocking Out Shaun Edwards - Scrapping With Johnny Sexton & Partying With James Bond

    • July 14, 2021

    Today we're joined by the man with the most famous lid in rugby in Lions & Wales legend Mr Richard Hibbard. We discuss his incredible career in rugby which has involved a lot of fisticuffs not least - a famous punch up with two south african legends, knocking our his defence coach Shaun Edwards and almost killing Johnny Sexton during a Lions training session. He also lifts the lid on Warren Gatlands love for a scrap with his players not least an infamous incident with Shane Williams, his own fallout with Warren Gatland and his own scrap with a rugby journalist who said he was too fat. He also gives us stories behind his best nights out in rugby, his most boring teammates and partying with James Bond in Sydney. In this episode we also hear about Archie's very loose weekend watching the football with fellow influencers at the ship and Archie calls 3 estate agents to enquire about buying a new house in Clapham.

  • S05E09 Greg O’Shea - Turning Down Sam Smith- Losing 700k Followers In An Hour & Love Island Secrets

    • July 21, 2021

    Today we’re honoured to be joined by current Love Island Champion and Irish 7s Olympic Star Greg O’Shea, to discuss his rollercoaster last 3 years in the public eye. From revealing his craziest DM offers, thoughts on starting an Only Fans account, 4 days spent in a Californian frat house, dating stories, rugby regrets, secrets behind love island, his break up with Amber, Sam Smith sliding into his DMs and much more - this episode is full of unbelievable juicy stuff! Archie also revels on an incredibly successful podcast with the loosest man in the world ‘Andy Loose Powell’, phones The Ned to ask for a restaurant to be named after him and much much more madness.

  • S05E10 Archie Welcomes The Most Outrageous Guest Of All Time On To The Pod!

    • July 28, 2021

    "LIONS LIONS LIONS" Archie is still uncontrollably happy about the Lions winning the first test match and so has decided to book a very rogue guest to help us analyse the test and look forward to the action this week. We are also lucky enough to hear an extract from Archie's new business book, we bring back Archie's diary and also we finally have an incredibly loooose 'Club House Stories'.

  • S05E11 Max Lahiff - The Two Greatest Men In Rugby Finally Come Head to Head

    • August 4, 2021

    After Archie completely let us down last week by booking himself as a guest, he has really made up for this week by bringing in an exclusive interview with the most sought after man in rugby - Max Lahiff. We discuss everything from his crazy experiences at wellington college, his time playing for the loosest club in the world 'the melbourne rebels', he also takes us through by far the most outrageous initiation we've ever heard, reveals the truth behind Mike Ford's exit at bath, the best nights out his had in rugby, the loosest characters he's played with, gives us the insight into his viral fame and much much more....

  • S05E12 Adam Hastings - Fake Tan & Teeth, Tales From Ibiza & Glasgow Nights Out + Freddie Burns Updates Us On George Ford

    • August 11, 2021

    We're joined by rugby royalty in Adam Hastings today to review the Lions series but most importantly find out; how loose his holidays to Ibiza and Barcelona were, how his dating on Raya is going, his manicure routine, his love for manscaped, his best nights out in Glasgow, the pressure of growing up the son of Gaving Hastings, his relationship with Finn Russell, his memories of Millfield, his ambitions at Gloucester, his plan for defeating the Gloucester 'milking' initiation and much more.... Later in the show we also have a quick catch up with Burnsy after he was insulted that we said he had gone all soft on social media and he gives us the insight into his relationship with George Ford.

Season 6

  • S06E01 Laura Amherst - Archie Curzon vs Extinction Rebellion - Topless Protests & Only Fans

    • October 7, 2021

    With our only pre-season episode this season we're joined by the new face of 'Extinction Rebellion' - Laura Amherst aka 'The Topless Protester'. In this episode we find out about how Laura was inspired by 'free the nipple protests', which led her to go and become a topless protester at all of Extinction Rebellions events. We discuss; initiations to get into ER, the C.H.A.T from her fellow protesters, Veganism, going topless, weird messages from horny followers, starting an Only Fans account, how to stage the perfect naked POV shot, Archie's Biltong company in SA, the disruption ER has caused to Archie's bonus and much much more.

  • S06E02 Ollie Phillips - Naked Baths with Madonna - Haskell's R Rated Escapades & Nights Out with Jonny Wilkinson

    • October 14, 2021

    To start the new season we’re joined by the loosest guest we’ve ever had on the show in Ollie Phillips (England 7s, Stade Francais/Newcastle/Gloucester & multiple Guinness world record holder). He takes us through his incredible career and the loosest moments in them including; nights out with Jonny Wilkinson, Living with Haskell in Paris, Haskell’ shaming himself on nights out with French pro dancers, Fighting Basteraud, sharing naked baths with Madonna, the well hung Stade Francais owner who loved to cock watch, sitting next to Karl Lagerfeld at a messy Dolce & Gabanna charity piss up and much much more….. WARNING - THIS EPISODE IS FUCKING LOOSE!

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 The Birth of 'The Rig Biz' - Beers, Banter & Business - Intr‪o

    • January 12, 2020

    Archie Curzon has decided that the time is ripe to follow in Goodey's foosteps and make even more coin by doing a podcast - Welcome to - The Rig Biz. Expect The 3 B's: Beers Banter Business COMING SOON

  • SPECIAL 0x2 The Rig Biz - 'Banterlation Special' with James Haskell - Archbishop of Banterbury Vs CCO of Cha‪t

    • April 12, 2020

    We have listened to the thousands of you who have been messaging Archie non stop asking for a morale boost during these uncertain times, in fact we have gone one better, and got the Archbishop of Banterbury for an epic banter off with The CCO of Chat. In this 'Banterlation Special', we set the two kings of banter lose on one another, to see who reigns supreme....

  • SPECIAL 0x3 The Rig Biz - Series 2 Trailer - The Return of 'The Rig Biz' featuring Nick Heath #LifeCommentar‪y‬

    • June 3, 2020

    After three months in isolation/quarantine the boys are back brimming with banter and are ready to part their wisdom on all those who are looking to better themselves post lockdown and take advantage of these crazy times we're living in.

  • SPECIAL 0x4 Pre-Sea - Ep 1 - Max Evans Reveals All - In His First Interview Since #plankgat‪e

    • September 16, 2020

    Welcome back to The Rig Biz Podcast, in our first of 4 Pre-Sea Specials we're joined by the man, the myth, the legend - Mr Max Evans. In a reveal all interview we hear about; his lockdown in Portugal partying it up large with; John Terry, Peter Jones, Bradley Walsh, Peter Crouch etc, the story behind that infamous video, his new girlfriend, his habits in the boudoir, his relationship with his brother, what Nicole Scherzinger's like on a night out, partying in gay clubs, his memories of Wellington College with Haskell, playing for Scotland, drunk driving police cars in Castres, beating up a certain fellow Scotland teammate, his love for a sing-song, his new partying business ventures, finding meditation, his ambitions to play for the falcons and much much more....

  • SPECIAL 0x5 Pre-Sea - Ep 2 - Nights Out With Balotelli - Playing For West Ham & Harlequins & Pissing Off His Date On Fernando's With Paul Olim‪a

    • September 23, 2020

    Well what a pleasure it is to be joined by a man who has already had so many different succesful careers before his mid 30s; Pro-Footballer, Pro-Rugby Player, Hollywood Actor, Mario Balotelli, Anthony Joshua & Usain Bolt's body double, Choreographer for all Premiership Football & England Rugby & latterly a comedic fitness influencer with over 260,000 loyal followers (not to mention an incredible appearance on Take Me Out).

  • SPECIAL 0x6 Pre-Sea - Ep 3 - Nights out with Gerard Butler - Captaining Scotland & Networking with Mike Tindall at Cheltenham with Rory Lawso‪n‬

    • September 30, 2020

    Today we return to interview one of the most respected and adored rugby players to have ever donned the Scottish Thistle in Mr Rory Lawson. We discuss his love for going to the races with the old guard 'Mike Tindall, James Simpson-Daniel etc' and how loose their days out get, nights out in clapham with Gethin Jones (who loves the northcote road lash), his family history of playing for Scotland, his grandfather the legendary commentator and voice of rugby in Bill Mclaren, Edinburgh nights out with the Evans brothers, his glory years at Gloucester, captaining Scotland at the world cup, his love for big Jim Hamilton, hustling against Mike Blair for the number 9 spot, an accidental 'wrist injury'......, a move to Australia which was scrapped by the club at the last minute, his new career in the media, business propositions for Archie and also a once in a life time offer involving the Barbarians which may change Archies life for evermore.

  • SPECIAL 0x7 Pre-Sea - Ep 4 - CEO Vs CCO - Machine Gun Cianter - Plans For Q4 & Sorting Out Rugby with RPA CEO Damian Hople‪y

    • October 7, 2020

    For our final Pre-Sea Episode we're lucky enough to be joined by the founder and CEO of The Rugby Players Association; Ex Wasps & England International Damian Hopley. Finally, The CCO comes face to face with The CEO whereby two of the greatest business and rugby minds can discuss; the state of the game, wage cuts, Rugby 7s, investments, the importance of the chassis in business, leadership, our plans to release a Christmas Number 1, Jack Cliffords Work Experience & much more.