Ricky and Stephen read passages from Karl's diary, which chronicles his daily observations, as well as profound thoughts. A fan letter asks the guys if they had any nicknames growing up; In "Monkey News": When one member of a bobsled team unexpectedly quits at the Winter Olympics, the team secretly replaces him with a monkey.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ricky Gervais | Writer | ||
| Stephen Merchant | Writer | ||
| Karl Pilkington | Writer | ||
| Dan Fraga | Director |