Guest Star Amanda Blake, Reed Hadley
Clem Kadiddlehopper paints what he considers a masterpiece, and wants to exhibit it in New York.
Featuring Cauliflower McPugg, Sherrif Deadeye
Sketch: Freddie the Freeloader is held hostage in his shack by a gangster and his moll (Raymond Burr, Barbara Anderson). Silent Spot: The Remodeling Job
Sketch: George Appleby dreams he is a comic book superman who is having trouble with his son (Robert Wagner). Silent Spot: The Jealous Boyfriend
Sketch: Clem Kadiddlehopper is a private detective in charge of protecting a witness (Mike Connors).
Sketch: In a take-off of "High Noon" Deputy Hawkeye (Walter Brennan) and Sheriff Deadeye (Red) face off against the Moonie Brothers. Silent Spot: The Happy Wanderer - Red and Jan Arvan fight for a campsite.
Sketch: Clem Kadiddlehopper trys to take a census with a man (Gene Barry) who is cheating on his wife. Silent Spot: The Taxidermist's Mother-in-Law.
Sketch: Freddie the Freeloader helps Van Johnson hire a secretary. Silent Spot: A Spooky Night.
Sketch: George Appleby (Red) throws out his oafish house guest (Dan Blocker). Silent Spot: The Barber - Red mimes a tipsy barber.
Sketch: San Fernando Red is football star Joe Broadway's (Godfrey Cambridge) manager. Silent Spot: Red, as Diamond Jim Grady, visits an exclusive restaurant.
Sketch: Kooky scientist Ludwig von Humperdoo (Red) is being checked out by a Government Agent (Mickey Rooney) who wants his secret invention. Silent Spot: "The House Detective and the Suspect". Red is a private eye following three identical suspects.
Sketch: San Fernando Red tries to con the Richest Boy in the World (Michael Landon). Silent Spot: The Old Man Who Hated Kids.
Sketch: Sheriff Deadeye protects the stagecoach from Telly Savalas. Silent spot: The Gift of Giving
Freddie trsy to put on a show for orphans.
Sketch: Audrey plays the mother of Junior (Red) who decides that early Sunday morning is a good time to wake up Mommy. Silent Spot: "Keep Romance Alive" Red plays an old man with a gleam in his eye and fond memories of youthful romance.
Sketch: Jill St. John plays a secret agent who tries to steal Ludwick von Humerdoo's secret formula. Silent Spot: The Day After the Bachelor Party.
Sketch: San Fernando Red gets fireman (Chad Everett) to marry Cass Elliot. Silent Spot: The Flea Circus.
Sketch: Clem Kadiddlehopper and his Pa need to auction off the farm with the help of auctioneer James Drury. Silent spot: The Wife Who Sees Her Husband in Everybody.
Sketch: Freddie the Freeloader and his hobo servant (Wally Cox) meet a rich woman (Eva Gabor) who wants to give him one million dollars. Silent Spot: The Greasy Spoon Cafe - Red mimes the sloppy chief cook and bottle washer at an unsanitary diner.
Sketch: Claude Casserole (Vincent Price), a gourmet, is marooned on an island with Clem Kadiddlehopper. Silent Spot: Nag, Nag, Nag - Red mimes the imprisoned husband of a browbeating wife (Peggy Rea).
Sketch: Clara Appleby (Martha Raye) raises the roof after George (Red) sells the old guitar in which she's been hiding her life savings at the garage sale. Silent Spot: The Clumsy Stockboy in a Teddy Bear Factory.
Sketch: Tire King Tom Treadwell (George Gobel) is out to destroy Ludwick von Humperdoo's latest invention - cement tires for rubber roads. Silent Spot: Girls Ahoy - Red mimes a sailor trying to pick up a girl (Chanin Hale).
Sketch: Sheriff Deadeye vs. Killer Diller (Phyllis Diller). Silent spot: Computer Dating.
Sketch: San Fernando (Red) as a presidential candidate is coached by his managing TV Director (Tony Randall). Silent Spot: The Patient - Toothache victim (Red) fears the dentist.
Sketch: A spoof of "Ironside" as Sebastian Cabot plays the wheelchair bound detective who depends on Clem Kadiddlehopper for locomotion. Silent Spot: The Pit Stop Mechanic - Red is fumble-fingered mechanic in a raceway pit stop. Music: The Burgundy Street Singers perform "Let's Get Together".
