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Beauty and the Bert

Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used. Sharon worries after hearing some stories about Bert (particularly the vulgar nickname he has within his band), while Jack thinks that Bert is weird because he professed his love to Kelly after only a few weeks of dating. Kelly warns that she will run off to Vegas and marry before the end of the year. Sharon actually encourages this, saying that she needs some excitement. Sharon worries about the situation, but Ozzy encourages her to relax and just focus on living one day at a time. Sharon wants Bert to stay at the house (and sleep in Jack's room) when his band comes to town. Kelly refuses to bring him over to meet the family because she fears they will threaten or embarrass him. She finally tries to sneak him into the house, but Sharon catches them. She asks Bert about his nickname, leaving Kelly mortified. Meanwhile, Ozzy has more problems with the television set, which winds up stuck on a cooking channel

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  • Originally Aired December 17, 2002
  • Runtime 25 minutes
  • Network MTV
  • On Other Sites IMDB
  • Created November 6, 2013 by
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  • Modified January 20, 2023 by
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Name Type Role
Todd Stevens Director
Donald Bull Director
C.B. Harding Director
Brendon Carter Director
Sarah Pillsbury Director