Affectionate and light-hearted countdown of those TV shows, personalities and genres that annoy and enthrall in equal measure; the addictive gratifications relished in private but never admitted to in public. From the green terrorvision of Britain's Most Haunted and Gordon Ramsay's ongoing TV nightmare, to Jade Goody's thick skin and the wholesale massacre of pop on TV, the show counts down all the greatest shared pleasures that have tickled our TV taste buds for all the wrong reasons.