Milton Milton and his reluctant side-kick Keith Osgood are live on air waiting for their special guest star to arrive. Milton describes her as "showbiz royalty", but things rarely go to plan on the Milton Milton Show. This episode also features Quiz of the Week, with fading TV presenter Colostomy Withers, and a less than engaging chat with Robert the Voiceover Robot.
Alan the Bear accuses Milton Milton of being a bully and Keith Osgood is having fantasies about ordering a gangland hit on his boss. Meanwhile, there's an utterly baffling sketch going on in the living room set and the producer's in the gallery complaining about her boyfriend.
Alan the Bear sees a psychiatrist about his disturbing dreams. Meanwhile, the producer's boyfriend is on Death Row in a prison in South Dakota, and Milton says something unkind about Peppa Pig.
Milton's special guest this week is his former comedy partner Reg Woodentop. But all is not as it seems. Meanwhile, Keith Osgood complains about Milton to the producer, and the bear refuses to perform a rather upsetting sketch.
Milton's special guest Dara gets stuck in traffic so Milton gets him on the phone. But is it really Dara? Meanwhile, the doctor has some worrying news for our hero.
Milton hosts the show against the advice of his doctor. Plus, Colostomy Withers claims to be a psychic medium and reaches out to the late great Freddie Mercury.
Milton blows the entire series budget on some exotic locations, sending Alan the Bear to the North Pole and blasting Colostomy Withers into outer space. Meanwhile he himself broadcasts live from the warm and sunny Caribbean, and Keith Osgood ends up swimming with sharks.
Milton's YouTube channel is not doing at all well, so he invites the latest internet sensation to appear as a guest on his show. It turns out to be a teenage girl whose video "Opening & Closing a Door" has racked up over a billion downloads. Meanwhile Alan's solicitor advises him not to talk to Milton.
Milton invites an extremely tall guest onto the show. But is the towering freak on the sofa really Stephen Merchant-Banker? Meanwhile Robert the Robot writes a poem, and Alan's solicitor takes out a court injunction on Milton.
In an extended final episode, Alan the Bear and Colostomy Withers threaten to quit the show. Meanwhile an increasingly desperate Keith Osgood takes Milton hostage and completely takes over the show. Things might finally be working out for Keith, but disaster awaits in the wings...