Tim tries to explain to his girlfriend and her parents, why a prostitute is in his apartment; Rodney tells Tim about his bachelor party, which Tim finds hard to believe.
Tim is asked by his boss to act like he's the Hispanic Vice President, of his company, and begrudgingly agrees; While at his girlfriends sister's wedding, Tim strikes up a conversation with an unconventional priest.
In order to get a promotion, Tim agrees to take his boss's daughter to her senior prom; Tim gets into fight with an elderly man, after trying to give him his seat on the bus.
Stu invites Tim to join him on his first date with Marie, which Tim later regrets; While buying a Valentine's day gift for Amy, Tim makes a critical mistake.
Tim's boss accuses him of having an affair with his wife, after the IT guy tells him so; Amy gives Tim a free pass, where he can sleep with any woman he wants, after Amy has a drunken affair.
While going through a rough patch after breaking up with Amy, at work Tim is threatened with being replaced by a hobo named Vince; Stu's pot dealer invites Tim and Stu to a play that he is in.
Tim agrees to make a female firefighter look good by being carried out of an apartment fire; Tim is dragged into trouble after writing a note on a condolence card signed by his co-workers for Marie.
Tim helps out with a ceremony for the Boss when he gets a city block named after him; Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.
Tim competes with a teenager when he gets a job at the same golf course where he worked in high school; Tim invents a career as a sausage salesman to impress Amy's dad.
Tim's corporate credit-card bill breaks a company record; Game night at Amy and Tim's is interrupted when Tim ventures out in bad weather to buy a popular game.