Randy Jackson/Connie Schultz

<b>Monologue/Opening</b>: Graig comments on the story of Rock legend Keith Richards (the Rolling Stones) falling out of a tree and injuring himself. Later, Graig provides evidence that "President Bush" is drinking again and "Sean Connery" tells us how he discovered time travel (he blacked out after getting drunk). <b>Guests</b>: "<b><i>American Idol</b></i>" judge, Randy Jackson, gives some insight into the way Idol is judged and offers some opinions on tonights performances. Later, Columnist Connie Schultz talks about her new book.