Artie has a terrible day backstage with an Entertainment Weekly writer prowling around, John Ritter and Gene Siskel nearly coming to blows, and a stray dog nipping at everyone.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Peter Tolan | Writer | ||
| Elizabeth Ashley | Guest Star | ||
| John Ritter | Guest Star | ||
| Gene Siskel | Guest Star | ||
| Joshua Malina | Guest Star | ||
| Warren Zevon | Guest Star | ||
| Peter Tolan | Guest Star | ||
| Maureen Mueller | Guest Star | ||
| Ken Kwapis | Director |