Skits: God Is Dead • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Newsreel footage that shows that He existed and that He's dead. Horsey • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady • In short- The worst mall promotion you'll ever see. Penny • Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop • In short- The lucky penny ain't so lucky. Convenience Store • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- A review of a worker's worth. Please, Please, Please Roll My Wife Over • Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Please Please Please Guy • In short- Do it and he'll give you a toe, but not his toe. How To • Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole • In short- How to keep and care for your new male slave.