Skits: Withstanding Blatant Abuse - Stars- Bruce, Mark - Recurring Characters- Cops - In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other. Strip Club - Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee - In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy. Old Lady Falls Down - Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- Cops - In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up. Videos - Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark - Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean - In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it. Canada Abandons Monarchy - Stars- Mark, Scott - Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward - In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers. Sleeping on the Squad Car - Stars- Bruce, Mark - Recurring Characters- Cops - In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car. Stay Down! - Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott - R