To keep the woman he almost loves, Jon decides to deal with his unmanageable rage. His shrink takes Jon through an intensive session to deal with his anger and almost get through to him for the first time.
When he is told that he must pay to enter a club on Ladies Night, Jon is inspired to fight for the rights of white heterosexual men everywhere.
At a friend’s funeral, Jon is amazed by how horny he has become. Sporting a prominent erection, Jon awkwardly flees the church, and runs into Crissy: the sexy, curvy, crazy woman of his stupid dreams.
After trying to impress some idiot kids at the skate park, Jon begins to realize that he's not as young as he used to be.
When Jon kicks his soundman in the balls for making a minor mistake on set, he is accused of being too violent. Amazed that anyone could find fault with him, Jon sets out to discover the true nature of violence.
When Jon’s bowling team accuses him of not being competitive enough, he gets kicked off the team. After being shamefully dismissed, Jon vows to learn how to be more competitive
At last, we get to see Jon Dore's colon! Jon is giddy about a party he attended the night before. Suddenly, he is overwhelmed by a terrible pain in his gut. Fearful of seeing a doctor about it, Jon tries to cure the mystery pain himself.
Tormented by the memory of the night he cheated on his girlfriend Crissy, Jon explores the misery of living a lie.
When Jon's invited to a stag party in Vegas, he realizes he needs cash, and quick! To get it, he conjures up various ill-conceived plans like having a yard sale, selling his blood on the side of the road and prostitution, to no avail.
After burning his garbage outside his apartment, Jon is warned that his lifestyle is helping to destroy the planet. Though Jon fails spectacularly as an environmentalist, he teaches us that a little knowledge is a truly dangerous thing.
Alone at night, Jon hears what sounds like breathing in the walls of his apartment. Believing that his apartment is haunted, Jon decides to make peace and maybe even get it on with the entity.
When he discovers his bleach-stained clothes in the laundry room of his building, Jon wants justice; extreme justice!
In this instant holiday classic, beloved comedian and humanitarian, Jon Dore, teaches us all the true meaning of Christmas.
Known to police as a tireless soldier for the war on drugs, Jon assists with the arrest of a pot smoker. Deciding that the only way to understand the true effects of narcotics is through experience, Jon tries them all at once.