Thanks to John's contest-winning, double-edged essay, Mahalia is named Mother of the Year and faces a custody battle for her kids. The article spurs a home visit from a suspicious child welfare investigator (guest Adams) -- just when taskmaster ""El Capitan"" John is babysitting -- and a custody hearing in which Mahalia and John face off against Mahalia's ex, Stewie, Sr.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pam Brady | Writer | ||
| Dolores Flores | Guest Star | ||
| Mary Kay Adams | Guest Star | ||
| Mary Jo Keenen | Guest Star | ||
| Miguel Perez | Guest Star | ||
| Mario Rendon | Guest Star | ||
| Gary Beach | Guest Star | ||
| Bradley Lewis | Guest Star | ||
| Mirron E. Willis | Guest Star | ||
| David Trainer | Director |