A parody of Sunset Boulevard, with Betty White as the Norma Desmond of TV who has written ""Golden Girls: The Musical"" and entices John into rewriting it, with Catherine as lyricist, and staging it in the bus terminal (with John press ganged into the role of Dorothy when Catherine mysteriously goes missing).
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Rosenthal | Writer | ||
| Jim Vallely | Writer | ||
| Mitchell Hurwitz | Writer | ||
| Betty White | Guest Star | ||
| Estelle Getty | Guest Star | ||
| Rue McClanahan | Guest Star | ||
| John Whitesell | Director | ||
| Betty White | Actor | Herself |