John tries to help a famed '70s poet (Cassidy) onto the wagon, while attempting to get his second ex-wife pay his first ex-wife's son's college tuition, the bus station bar and lunch counter become the trendiest places in town, a lesbian customer challenges Officer Hampton to an arm-wrestling match.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jim Vallely | Writer | ||
| David Cassidy | Guest Star | ||
| Elizabeth Cookson | Guest Star | ||
| Lea DeLaria | Guest Star | ||
| Michael Worth | Guest Star | ||
| John Apicella | Guest Star | ||
| Gil Junger | Director |