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Porked and Beans

The suitors are told to choose who they believe among them is least compatible with Austin and with Piper. Gerald is chosen least compatible with Piper and Eleanor is chosen least compatible with Austin. That means they each get some alone time with the respective bachelor and bachelorette - that is, until "tragedy" strikes. A Falcon Twist is interrupted for the "news" that Ingrid's grandfather died. As such, weepy Eleanor loses her alone-time to Ingrid. The suitors all take part in a game called Love is a Battlefield in which they must perform better than models at outrageous tasks for trips. Tim gets the dirty-talk of his life from Cammy, but it isn't enough to beat the apparently X-Rated performance of the models. Piper's supposed parents return, except now they're playing the roles of Austin's parents. The girls are given tasks to perform and all complete them except Cammy. Her Porked and Beans soft-core video is played, but Austin tosses Ingrid, saying that she had lied to him about her grandfather.

English
  • Originally Aired July 12, 2004
  • Runtime 45 minutes
  • Production Code 205
  • Network Spike TV
  • Created November 26, 2008 by
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Name Type Role
J. Holland Moore Writer
Andrew Green Writer
Paul Wernick Writer
Rhett Reese Writer
Brian Keith Etheridge Writer
Timothy Brennen Guest Star
Robin McDonald Guest Star
Sean Travis Director