In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie plays a cashier who rings up each item too many times, leading him to charge his customer an astronomical amount of money. Jamie portrays an old, lonely, wacky doctor who gives an annoyingly tolerant mark free chiropractic treatment. Jamie appears on a televised talent contest as a middle-aged man with no talent going up against a little girl with loads of talent. How will two unsuspecting judges react when Jamie bribes the host in order to win?
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jamie Kennedy | Writer | ||
| Keith Leslie | Writer | ||
| John Matta | Writer | ||
| Fax Bahr | Writer | ||
| Brian Hartt | Writer | ||
| Matthew Lawton | Writer | ||
| Robert Cohen | Writer | ||
| Mike Karz | Writer | ||
| Josh Etting | Writer | ||
| Adam Small | Writer | ||
| Mark DeCarlo | Guest Star | ||
| Michael Dimich | Director |