Ernie shows Jack his moustache collection, and Jack tries some of them on. Don, dressed as a Beatnik, does the commercial with the Beatniks, to the tune of 'Beat generation.' In the sketch, Jack and Ernie are in a posh prison on Nob Hill in San Francisco; it is 1970, and Ernie is due to be released, but he doesn't want to leave the cushy life.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| Hal Goldman | Writer | ||
| Al Gordon | Writer | ||
| Seymour Berns | Director |