Does the Amityville Horror live on? Greg and Dana discuss a haunted plank of wood in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal: an actual piece of 112 Ocean Avenue. In this episode we stan Jodie the Demonic Pig, argue about spooky ghost children, and reveal surprising, brand-new information from an eye-witness source who claims that the world's most infamous haunted house held a deep, dark secret that other paranormal investigators have missed. Drink your Pepto Bismol, because everyone is getting diarrhea. How would we have investigated The Amityville Horror differently? What was Jodie the Demonic Pig really up to? Did anything weird actually happen in that house or was it just one big hoax? You'll find the answers to all these questions and more in the all new Haunted Objects Podcast!
Greg and Dana share the frightening history of The Dark Mirror, a pitch black scrying glass that terrifies all who dare to gaze into it... but why? In this episode we share our deepest fears, revisit the time we used a gigantic haunted mirror to crack a ghostly case in Gettysburg, and discover that scientists are planning to pull Bloody Mary out of a mirror with a vacuum. What are you afraid of? It's time to stare into the abyss and see what winks back.
In September of 1961, on a desolate mountain pass in New Hampshire, strange lights in the sky heralded the introduction of a new, more terrifying type of extraterrestrial encounter; one where stolen memories, painful medical experiments, and regression hypnosis replace friendly visitors from Venus. In this episode, we examine one of the rarest artifacts in the Newkirk Museum: pieces of the dress Betty Hill was wearing as she was abducted by aliens. The gang discusses their own ill-advised adventures in hypnosis, Greg lays out a government conspiracy, and Connor learns that the answers to life's mysteries are found in Super Mario 64.
Said to contain a powerful and terrifying entity, the Dybbuk Box has been striking fear into Travel Channel viewers, Haunted Museum visitors, and Post Malone fans for years, earning a reputation as the "Most Haunted Object in the World". Unbeknownst to most, the dastardly demon box holds a dirty secret. In this episode, Greg and Dana reveal how they broke the curse of the Dybbuk Box by sneaking into a hospital on their anniversary, Connor misunderstands Ghostbusters, and the gang goes shopping for haunted objects.
Ever been so scared you dropped a baby? In this holiday special, we crush on the best high strangeness movie ever made: The Mothman Prophecies. Along the way, Connor offends Indrid Cold, Greg demonstrates how to drive ultraterrestrials crazy, Dana has trouble talking to ghosts, and we learn why West Virginia's official monster is a queer icon. Slather on your chapstick and hold onto your babies, because it's time to defend Mothman from slander.
The dead speak! Well, they write, actually. In this episode, we analyze the ectoplasmic product of a 200-year-old séance: the paranormal penmanship of a ghost! During our exploration of the afterlife, Dana discovers feminist pirate poltergeists, Connor comes out of magical retirement, Greg summons dead goldfish with his toes, and the gang has an existential crisis while weeding out haunted hoaxes. Join hands and have a seat at the séance circle, because it's about to get ghostly.
We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded.
Are you afraid of clowns? Maybe you should be. When a “do not open” sign is ignored, a woman finds herself haunted by "The Cracking Man", a frightening clown doll with a noisy presence. In this episode, Greg dates a Christian clown, Dana stumbles into paranormal ASMR, the gang cracks a cursed doll case, and Connor digs up a terrifying true story of possession-by-clown. Get ready to enter the Big Top, because it's time to stoke your coulrophobia, baby!
If extraterrestrials asked you to run for president, would you? Gabriel Green answered the call, and became the world's first presidential candidate to campaign on a platform of UFO disclosure... in 1960. In this episode, we shed light on Gabe Green's long forgotten political career, Connor explains how aliens controlled the CIA, Dana wonders why aliens are so sexy, and Greg reveals that men from outer space aren't always who they seem. Gas up your moon pods and pack a roast beef sandwich, because we’re going on an adventure through disinformation, disclosure, and democracy!
Do dinosaurs still walk the earth? Some scientists believe so! In this special two-part episode, we trek deep into the heart of the Congo's impenetrable jungle in search of the Mokele-mbembe. Along the way, the gang relates to soft nerd people, Connor embraces his inner-dinosaur, and Keelin continues her quest to become the world's greatest cryptozoologist. Plus: a real, live encounter with the Mokele-mbembe captured on camera!
Did Noah save the dinosaurs from extinction? We conclude our two-part series on the legend of the Mokele-Mbembe with a visit to a creationist museum, Keelin shares banana diet tips from Congo Bill, and Dana gets traumatized by a terrible 1980’s movie about humpin' in front of dinosaurs. Saddle up your brontosaurus and prepare to take the Bible literally, because it's time to finish our prehistoric quest for a living dinosaur!
During the 1980’s, a series of mysterious fires ripped across England, each with one eerie detail in common: every charred home contained the same painting, all untouched by the flames. In this episode, we investigate the curse of the infamous "Crying Boy" paintings now housed in the Newkirk Museum of the Paranormal. Plus, we phone Kindred Spirits' Amy Bruni for details on a spontaneously combusting doll, Greg admits to beating up children, and Connor takes on yet another alter-ego. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby, because this episode gets heated!
Do you know what color your aura is? In this episode we discover the unseen horrors of the spirit realm by strapping on a pair of century-old "aura goggles" and gazing at Greg's crusty energy field. Plus, we break down the science behind auras and reveal how to see them yourself, Connor investigates a mysterious chemical compound called dicyanin that inspired John Carpenter's "They Live!", Dana poisons herself, and Gordon the cat receives a psychic reading.
Warning: this podcast may unlock your psychic powers! In this episode, we dig into recently declassified CIA documents that suggest psychic powers are real... and that famed mentalist Uri Geller was a spy. Plus, Connor defies the brotherhood of magicians by revealing well-guarded secrets, ghostly activity manifests in the studio, and Greg & Dana undergo a series of remote viewing experiments that will blow your mind. No spoon is safe, because we're becoming psychic spies for the CIA, baby!
Can you keep a secret? In today's episode, we sneak into Bohemian Grove and discover the shocking truth about the Illuminati, reveal skeletons in closets (and under floorboards), and undergo an initiation with Ke$ha. Plus, Dana's snooping backfires, Connor's magical past catches up to him, and Greg inducts you into the world's most powerful secret society. Get your ritual robes dry cleaned, because it's time to meet The Gatekeeper!
Gather 'round the campfire, because it's ghost story time! In this episode, Greg shares a haunting tale from his teenage ghost hunting days while we explore one of parapsychology's most puzzling mysteries: the apport phenomenon. Plus, Dana's treasure pleasure is triggered by Uri Geller's golden alien egg, Karl shares a bizarre untold story from Hellier, and the Brotherhood of Magicians sends us an ultimatum. Meet us at the mini-mart, because we're heading to Barclay Mountain!
Have you ever felt hexed? You just might be! In this episode, Greg and Dana discuss a particularly nasty cursed object meant to cause the slow and painful demise of its intended target. Fortunately, Dana has some witchcraft up her sleeve. If you've ever wondered how to destroy a curse, we've got you covered. Plus, Greg embraces the power of the producer's chair, Dana learns to always read the note, and Bigfoot converts to Mormonism.
When Greg and Dana are called in to weird-up a popular cable tv show, they receive an artifact with strange powers: the ability to locate a lost civilization. In this episode, we strap on our mystical amulets and head to California in search of the Crystal City of Telos! Plus, Connor returns from Magic Camp, Dana teaches us discernment, and Greg airs his Bigfoot beef. Polish your quartz and prepare to channel the Ascended Masters, because we're headed to Lemuria!
We've obtained genuine UFO wreckage from Area 51. Yes, for real. In the season finale, we're sharing the incredible true story behind the UAP whistleblower who discovered these top secret metamaterials, digging deep into never-before-seen surveillance from the heart of Groom Lake, and asking for your help in solving a metallic mystery. Plus, Greg’s paranoia reaches an all-time high after Connor makes a frightening connection, Dana shocks us with her secret hobby, and we finally reveal the true purpose behind the Haunted Objects Podcast. Wait... are we going to get in trouble for this?
We're back! In the season two premiere of the Haunted Objects Podcast, a possessed tarot deck terrifies television viewers, but the devil’s in the details. Plus, we give YOU a reading with the haunted deck, Dana reveals her secret tarot techniques, Greg embraces chaos, Connor learns about computers, and Keelin swears she knows what a shopping mall is. Shuffle the deck and hope for the best, because it's time to seal your fate with the Devil's Deck!
In a stunning 1961 UAP encounter, Wisconsin plumber Joe Simonton was handed hard evidence of extraterrestrial contact: four greasy "pancakes" from outer space. Then, the evidence disappeared. In this episode, Greg and Dana track down Project Blue Book's missing faelien flapjacks, accidentally uncovering a bizarre conspiracy poised to rewrite UFO history. Plus, Connor plans a purely hypothetical heist, Keelin reminds us she isn't that short, and we meet two aliens from the planet Lamborghini. Fire up the flameless grill and beware the Men in Black, because once you eat the pancakes from space, you ain't coming back.
Do the ancient pyramids hold psychic technology from outer space? In this episode, we discover the truth for ourselves by putting Pyramid Power to the test! Plus: Greg embraces public humiliation, Dana consults her impractical archangels, and Connor does his best Aleister Crowley impression. Polish up your copper headgear, because it's time to channel them aliens!
Can you hear the whispers of the people in the walls? As an invisible force infiltrates their home, Greg and Dana go into hiding, sharing some of their most terrifying true ghost stories to pass the time.
Ready to solve a haunted mask mystery? In our mid-season finale, the team gazes into the eyes of The Restless Face, a striking red mask delivered to Greg & Dana with only a two word, handwritten note: “I’m sorry”. You’ll be just as shocked as we are when you learn how the mask's true origins align with its paranormal activity. Plus, Greg gets a friend possessed, Dana becomes the audience, Connor plays Risk, and Keelin embarks on a cryptid hunt. It’s time to learn a thing or two from the Restless Face, and in turn, discover more about haunted objects as a whole.
