Beef has a one-night stand after a string of bad dates, but quickly becomes embarrassed when Greta Meatweep exposes their sexcapades in the poem column of the local newspaper. Moon becomes Jerry’s Bigfoot little-brother sidekick, and the local clown duo challenges them to a costume battle over the Lone Moose party turf.
When Moon gets rejected by his crush for the Lil' Preppers Practice Prom, he goes off-grid for the night and sees a mysterious figure who is revealed to be the long-lost Aunt Dirt Tobin who has been in hiding in a bunker on the Tobin property since 1964. The Tobin family teaches Aunt Dirt all about modern life while Moon copes with his first bout of romantic rejection.
As the Tobin family receives their annual oil dividend checks for living in Alaska, they all have different approaches on how to spend them. Honeybee and Wolf attempt to create a homemade gym in their guest house, and Beef, Moon, and Dirt scavenge junk yards looking for an extravagant object to buy. Meanwhile, Judy coaches the local hockey team in hopes of attracting their audience to her one-woman show protesting the dividends.
When the new librarian gets rid of the vandalized books, Moon and his friends retrieve them and set up a vandalized-book bookstore. Meanwhile, Honeybee’s mother visits, and Wolf struggles to act normal around her. Ham and Judy struggle to bake a special cake with dog- friendly ingredients for Toast, the local dog celebrity.
When Judy and Ham realize that the school thinks they don’t party, they set out with Aunt Dirt, Kima, Moon, and Crispin to find and party with Doug Delfino, a recently emancipated student. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee deal with Beef getting a little too drunk at the Chug n’ Tug Tug of War tournament.
When a blizzard snows the Tobin family in, Beef struggles to avoid cabin fever by running the household like the Royal British Navy. But after a box of special candy is found half-eaten, Judy, Wolf, Moon, Ham, Honeybee, Jerry, and Mr. Golovkin turn on Beef, and everyone gets at each other's throats, threatening the sanity of the household.