The Goodies are forced to emigrate to South Africa where the absence of black people forces a new form of segregation called apart-height, mainly affecting short people like jockeys and Bill.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Oddie | Writer | ||
| Tim Brooke-Taylor | Writer | ||
| Graeme Garden | Writer | ||
| Philip Madoc | Guest Star | ||
| Antonia McCarthy | Guest Star | ||
| Paul Barton | Guest Star | ||
| Albert Wilkinson | Guest Star | ||
| Ian Munro | Guest Star | ||
| Oscar James | Guest Star | ||
| Jim Franklin | Director |