The Fat Sweaty Coppers try to solve a burglary, Ron Manager talks about Ryan Giggs, Unlucky Alf has an accident with a cricket ball, The Unpronounceables have trouble with some names, Chanel 9 advertises the Kitchen Gizmo, Prof Denzil Dexter does an experiment with some cardboard tubes, Ted and Ralph discuss the broken fence, the Comedy Vicar returns.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| John Thomson | Writer | ||
| Paul Whitehouse | Writer | ||
| Arthur Mathews | Writer | ||
| Charlie Higson | Writer | ||
| Mark Williams | Writer | ||
| Caroline Aherne | Writer | ||
| Dave Cummings | Writer | ||
| Simon Day | Writer | ||
| Graham Linehan | Writer | ||
| Level 42 | Guest Star | ||
| Treva Etienne | Guest Star | ||
| Arch Dyson | Director |