Eric and the band turn the monologue into a nu metal song.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Action Bronson | Musical Guest | ||
| Beverly Swanson | Musical Guest | Beyoncé Knowles | |
| Killer Mike | Musical Guest | ||
| Ryan Kwanten | Guest Star | ||
| Beverly Swanson | Guest Star | Beyoncé | |
| Andrew Barchilon | Director | ||
| Kitao Sakurai | Director |