The cast and special guests perform comedy sketches with a "back to school" theme. Teenage Drew visits a doctor and learns about his "changing body." A wood shop teacher conducts class, despite the fact that he is just a decapitated head. A sketch parodies the accelerated aging process seen in commercials for milk. Oswald and Lewis try to convince SHeDAISY to hire them as backup singers. Two girls at a slumber party decide to practice kissing on each other. Christa Miller and Jenny McCarthy question the purpose of the sketch after noticing that Drew, John Carroll Lynch and a bunch of pervert crew members are gawking at them. They retaliate by making a sketch in which a buff Abraham Lincoln becomes a stripper and dances for Drew. Oswald tries to impress Jenny with a story about a painful football injury, but the flashback reveals that he was actually a cheerleader. Mimi warns musical guest Smash Mouth not to steal her idea for a speed metal version of Gordon Lightfoot's "The Wr
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Julie Ann Larson | Writer | ||
| Bruce Helford | Writer | ||
| Terry Mulroy | Writer | ||
| Clay Graham | Writer | ||
| Drew Carey | Writer | ||
| Linda Teverbaugh | Writer | ||
| Les Firestein | Writer | ||
| Bruce Rasmussen | Writer | ||
| David A. Caplan | Writer | ||
| Mike Teverbaugh | Writer | ||
| Dan O'Keefe | Writer | ||
| Mitch Hunter | Writer | ||
| Jana Hunter | Writer | ||
| Sam Simon | Writer | ||
| Helen Slayton-Hughes | Guest Star | ||
| SHeDAISY | Guest Star | ||
| Amanda Bynes | Guest Star | ||
| Smash Mouth | Guest Star | ||
| Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg | Guest Star | ||
| Adeline Allen | Guest Star | ||
| Roz Witt | Guest Star | ||
| Gerry Cohen | Director |