I catch a grill on fire, gym bros vs. The Big Bang Theory, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, stop sending me the Rich Men North of Virginia song, a brand new Maddox article, the Fortnite Holocaust museum, flash mobs at Nordstroms, a woman reads a graph, I get a new printer, Hinge bait-and-switches, a lesbian cop, Lizzo is dropped, Best Buy doesn't promote white people, and Sean makes a scandalous delivery; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!