Can't you read?
Frank Sinatra is welcomed onto the stage and begins to sing Fly Me to the Moon. Suddenly, he changes into a t-shirt with a skull on it and begins to sing "WHEN THE SKY RAINS FIRE AND THE SOULS OF THE INFANTS BURN" in a heavy metal style, and bites the head off a bat prop. Then he begins to sing the song to the tune of Fly Me to the Moon.
A Doctor comes over to Sally and tries to hit on her, but fails. Then he goes over to Mr. Jenkins and slaps him, and then delivers the news: he has 30 days to live.
Then why don't you marry them?
Can't you read? Again?
Hey girl.
Tah dah!
It's all fun and games.
Which way?
Good job good jobber!
He made a partial recovery.
Civilized bugs; ultra soldiers; weird teenagers; ugly kids; a magical life raft.
Noises in the night; marriage proposals; bath time; the infamous BUTTSHARK.
Dangerous driving; ancient jokes; teleportation; Clawford, the big blue cat.
Hey, don't do that; gun control.
Loving hot dogs; condiments; classic pranks.
Astronauts; fire safety; ancient jokes; backwards wrestling.
God and Satan are at it again; a very special appearance by Captain Party.
The express train to funnytown where there's only one stop.
Seatbelts and curses; danger is around every corner.
Fetch; Lunk; a man-snail; a dying mother; a very special spider.
Utopia; bats; babies; air travel; grandma; the King.
Tommy endangers his entire class when he cannot solve a simple math problem. The Old Codger tells the tale of the Railroad Man while on an airplane flight, and news anchor Chip Chapley reports with the daily news while the apocalypse draws near.
Truck driver Monster Chuck decides to give wrestling a try. Carl applies to Humperdink University to keep his family tradition alive by becoming a porn star. Marcy ends up on a blind date with a horse, and the Constrictor contemplates his life choices as his career takes him down a dark path.
A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.
Time travel proves to be a messy business; visitors from the future prove that being rude never ends; an inappropriate joke in a Walmart breakroom has annoying results; intolerant time travel gets out of hand.
Two former friends are pitted against each other amidst the throes of war; Hitler sets out to make a daring escape.
A ventriloquist uses his voice to woo a lady; the arrival of a monstrous creature from the deep leads to the return of an old friend and a life or death battle for a happy ending.
"Hat Buddies"; Star Spangled Bastard and Eagle are back to defend America against those who wish to harm it.
Detective Schmidt puts more than his life on the line to protect the mayor; Higgins shows his new partner how to solve a case; two cops learn the importance of family; learning to paint with Bill Brass.
Super Dad and Mega Mom use their powers to protect people from harm; the Wonder Percent takes action against bankers and the super rich; a narrator contemplates his purpose in life; superheroes unite to end the fiery force of a super villain.
Jack learns a vital lesson about history; a spiritual mystic tries to solve a local school's IT problem with alternative methods.
Ultrasoldier is back and he’s more ultra than ever! Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm… a pain-storm, that is.
A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.
Cory just wants to hang out and play video games. Cory’s dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had, until… things go bad. Egad!
Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there’s a haunted house.
Star Spangled Bastard! Mega Mom! Salmon Boy? Sure! When the world needs saving from a deranged killer robot, we call These Guys! One of them is a carrot!
Tonight’s Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.
The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God’s plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating. GREAT!
This episode is very, very sad. Please do not watch it.
You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout! Find out what it's all about.
A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.
The Captain regales a food delivery guy with how he met, fought, and eventually became roommates with the Buttshark.
Please don't feed the birds.
Chip Chapley scraps the script and goes off the cuff in his new late night talk show. Can he keep the strange guests on track, keep the audience entertained AND keep his producer from blowing his top? Find out by tuning in to Citytropolis Tonight!
All-American Hero: The Star Spangled Bastard retires and tries to settle down with his faithful sidekick, Eagle, but his bliss is interrupted by the passing of a new law. Bastard is left with no choice but to seek out answers, and set the country back on track.
