Day 209. Last time I wrote to you, I had just found a portal in the attic of The Cave and bravely stepped into a strange new world. For the last 55 days, a driverless Tesla has been transporting me down a long and winding road. The vehicle must be solar-powered because it hasn’t stopped once. To the left of the road is a vast expanse of solid blue landscape. To the right, a vast expanse of solid red landscape. What does it mean? I don’t know but I aim to discover the truth. I think I saw a moose with like 200 antlers one time but snow continues to fall in sheets so it’s hard to make out any details. The over-antlered mystical moose may have been a figment of my imagination or a dream. Within the first few hours on the road, I discovered a small space behind the backseats equipped with basic necessities. Food, water, a tiny but perfectly functional toilet with an equally tiny but tasteful bidet setup attached. After 154 days in Kenny’s attic, this all felt like the pinnacle of luxury. S