A doctor about to take a trip to Hawaii gets a going-away gift from his patients, but their neuroses ruin the festivities; guest George Carlin spoofs record offer advertisements; a recurring series of sketches of a construction worker seeking several ways to try to get rid of his wife; Ken and Vicki perform "My Cutie's Due at Two-to-Two Today" with the dancers; a dentist wreaks revenge on her ex-husband who's her patient; and for the close, a musical finale about two penniless bums.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rick Hawkins | Writer | ||
| Liz Sage | Writer | ||
| Dick Clair | Writer | ||
| James Stein | Writer | ||
| Robert Illes | Writer | ||
| Larry Siegel | Writer | ||
| Franelle Silver | Writer | ||
| Bill Richmond | Writer | ||
| Tim Conway | Writer | ||
| Roger Beatty | Writer | ||
| Jenna McMahon | Writer | ||
| Gene Perret | Writer | ||
| Ken Berry | Guest Star | ||
| James Garner | Guest Star | ||
| George Carlin | Guest Star | ||
| Dave Powers | Director |